Stupid Iowa Laws
Rabbis, Priests and Ministers required to have permit to carry their booze
All men of God are required to carry a permit if they plan on crossing state lines with liquor.
Chapter 221
Wines for Sacraments, etc.
Section 1. Wines for sacraments, etc. – purchase and transportation – permit.
Any minister, priest, rabbi, of any church, sect, denomination or creed which uses wines in its sacraficial ceremonies or sacraments, and who desires to purchase and have transported by either intrastate or interstate common carriers and have possession of such sacramental wines shall, before purchasing or transporting such sacramental wines apply for and obtain a permit authorizing such sale or transportation as hereinafter provided.
Approved April 14, 1919
Board established to regulate hearing aids
WHAT?! Here’s a town with not much going on if they need to establish a board for hearing aids regulations.
154A.2 Establishment of board.
A board for the licensing and regulation of hearing aid dealers is established. The board shall consist of three licensed hearing aid dealers and two members who are not licensed hearing aid dealers who shall represent the general public. Members, who shall be residents of the state of Iowa, shall be appointed by the governor, subject to confirmation by the senate. A licensed member shall be actively employed as a hearing aid dealer and shall have been so engaged for five years preceding appointment, the last two of which shall have been in Iowa. Hearing aid dealers appointed to the initial board shall have not less than five years experience and shall fulfill the qualifications relating to experience for licensure as provided in this chapter.
No more than two members of the board shall be employees of, or dealers principally, for the same hearing aid manufacturer.
Professional associations or societies composed of licensed hearing aid dealers may recommend the names of potential board members to the governor, but the governor shall not be bound by the recommendations. A board member shall not be required to be a member of any professional association or society composed of licensed hearing aid dealers.
Section History: Early form
[C75, 77, 79, 81, � 154A.2]
Footnotes
Confirmation, see � 2.32
Pianist with one arm cannot charge for his performance
If you’re a pianist with only one arm, you can not charge for your performance. Def Leppard’s drummer only has one arm, I guess this law doesn’t apply to drummers.
Magnum PI not allowed to kiss women in public
Men with a moustache are prohibited from kissing women in public.
Weed dealers required to obtain a Iowa drug tax stamp
When dealing narcotics in the state of Iowa, you’re required to have a drug tax stamp. Could anyone really be that retarded to apply for one?!