Stupid Florida Laws
Crossdressers may not wear strapless dresses.
It’s illegal for men to wear strapless gowns…
Gotta pay the parking meter if you left your elephant at a parking spot
interesting that they have a law like this…
It’s illegal to fall asleep under a hair dryer
both you and the salon owner can be fined for this offence
It’s illegal to sell your children as sex slaves
However, the language of the law confines the illegal activity as sex related, so I suppose it’s legal to sell your children simply as slaves labor? More…
It’s illegal to annoy the community in Florida
So much for the freedom of speech…Â Â Officer, please arrest him he’s annoying me.
It’s illegal to have sex in Florida
This law doesn’t even have the language of “with another person” in it so it’s illegal to even masturbate.
It’s illegal to have sex with another person in Florida
Well, well, boys and girls… this is the big one. Since the term lascivious is a subjective adjective, ANY sexual conduct can technically be interpreted as lascivious. Therefor, it is by law, illegal to have sex with another person in Florida even with your husband or wife… More…
Pregnant pigs must roam free by constitutional decree.
I guess those Floridians really like their pigs More…