Definition of Drunk in Lexington? Unable to hold onto the ground.
One would be consider sober, by law, until he or she could not hold onto the ground. Whatever that means, but I like the sound of it. Alcoholics rejoice!
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- No getting married drunk!
- Getting your dog drunk is illegal
- Drunk in your own car will get you a DUI
- Attention Junk Dealers, don’t do deals with drunk people!
- Lexington TN Sidewalk Laws
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So basically, if you start floating, you are drunk?
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So… if I drank Redbull, I’d be drunk?
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Sanzen
November 29, 2008
Must be some problem with gravity & drinking in that town.
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Kevin
June 27, 2009