Stupid Lexington Laws
Lexington TN Sidewalk Laws
One may not eat Ice Cream on a Sidewal. You also can’t carry an ice cream cone in your pocket for some reason.
One may not spot on the sidewalk.
Definition of Drunk in Lexington? Unable to hold onto the ground.
One would be consider sober, by law, until he or she could not hold onto the ground. Whatever that means, but I like the sound of it. Alcoholics rejoice!