You must pay a $500 fine if you detonate a Nuclear device within the city limits
I guess nuclear clean up is cheaper then I thought.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Don’t build nukes in the city of Sun Prairie.
- Predicting the future prohibited within city limits
- No nukes allowed in Marlboro.
- No fucking or shiting within the city limits.
- Don’t urinate on your neighbors house
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Like that’s gonna stop terrorists
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Stephen
February 8, 2008
I don’t think $500 is a big deal when we’re talking about a Nuclear detonation. I seriously doubt the offender will either!! I mean come on.. it’s a nuclear device! They’ll just do community service for a few days to clear that up! Try cleaning up the mess of the detonation.. now that’ll cost ya!!
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Shannan
March 25, 2008
It’s not like there will be any “witnesses” to identify the offender anyway… Hello!! It’s Nuclear!
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Shannan
March 25, 2008
what if they detonate it in chapman town to kill all the lazy niggers? They should get paid at least 500 for that
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ridwan Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 9:46 am
hey dick, stop with the racism
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sarah Reply:
March 4th, 2010 at 10:19 pm
thats hella messed up
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king rex Reply:
January 5th, 2011 at 12:00 pm
no that shits honest and funny. lazy niggers.
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tupac
May 29, 2008
How are they going to collect. If a nuclear device is detonated there will be no Chico left to pay the fine. You should probably pay it before you set off the bomb.
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Russell
June 9, 2008
OMG this is the dumbest thing ever… how are they even gonna catch the person… everyone will be dead cuz of the NUCLEAR BOMB… DUH…
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Xanthe Ramos
October 5, 2008
What if they can’t pay the $500 fine. There won’t be a jail left in the city
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Robin
January 13, 2010
I read donate instead of detonate and was wondering who would want to donate a nuclear device.
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CologneCarter
May 9, 2010
You know “nuclear” can mean a dirty bomb as well not just a nuke you don’t have to use a nuke for nuclear material to be dispersed strap some low grade radioactive material to a small pipe bomb and you have a “nuclear” device they are rather effective to.
Just saying, also one up for tupac someone had to say it.
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Chase
August 20, 2010