You must own a boat in Hawaii
It’s against the law for a resident to not own a boat.
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um, i live in hawaii. and i don’t own a boat.
This law is f’ing stupid and false!
lol some people put up whatever they hear. perhaps you should actually research some of these laws befor posting??
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808
December 4, 2007
I lived in Hawaii, and we never had to own a boat, we had heard of the law and checked … not there , sorry
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NoLonerInHI
June 23, 2008
I’m a local resident in Hawaii and you don’t have to own a boat in Hawaii..Come on people just think how dumb that would be????? No such law!!!
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Rd400F
March 1, 2009
aole i ka law.
there is no such law like that
ive lived in oahu, hawaii my WHOLE life.
stupid FAKE laws
i dont even own a boat
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straight up from 808
April 25, 2009
Hello, the law does actually exist, you have to check the files in the supreme court however to find it. None of you own a boat? Im traking all your IP’s and will be arresting all of you soon. The fine for such an offense is $6000.00
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Tree Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Ok Officer Dirkenbrock. You sir must be really retarded. Did anyone happen to read the disclaimer at the bottom? No? Well then..
Disclaimer:
The laws listed here are for entertainment purposes only. We have tried to cite specific references when available but, we make no guarantees on the validity of these laws and as such: the laws and regulations including the interpretation and commentary we have provided are for entertainment only.
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Someone cool Reply:
May 4th, 2010 at 11:08 am
I would just like to note for everyone’s benifet that it is very easy to track someone by there ip adress and actualy its pritty scarry how people leave there tracks everywhere and they dont even relize it so i thought that by telling you all aobut this you will further sfur education and stop making stupid comments without knowing what or rather who you are dealing with… thanks 4 ur time.
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Officer Dirkenbrock
October 4, 2009
this laww is soo FAKE wtf. i live in Hawaii and I dont own a damn boat.
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ashley
December 28, 2009
Dude officer wow let me say that again you are obviously some dumb ass who can’t afford to come to Hawaii. By the way if you are a officer which you are not shouldn’t you know at least the obvious laws about Hawaii.
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Micah
October 7, 2011