Spartanburg Anti Watermelon Law
One is forbidden from eating juicy watermelons at the Magnolia Street cemetery.
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why would you do that anyway? kinda odd dont ya think?
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saint
March 11, 2011
this is a gay law you people are so ignorant you monsterous DA’s
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janah
September 20, 2011
The ONLY reason I can think for this city ordinance being on the books is that Mag st cemetary is really “hilly”. And any watermelon seeds spat on tge ground would grow really well (not something you want in an OLD cemetary.)
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Ashley
November 3, 2011