Not allowed to have a hard on in public.
It doesn’t matter if the girl is dancing and grinding on stage at the strip club, get a hardon and you better hire that attorney because it’s illegal! This is in Kenosha, WI.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Nashville’s anti hard-on in public law.
- Farting in public
- You can’t throw your couch at your neighbor.
- No public titties allowed
- 20 years for pissing!
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What does this law mean- Not allowed to have a hard on in public????? Like a hard hat?! Ya well, who would throw a couch at a neighbor??? And why cant u piss on a pigeon? Why does Obama still president if it’s not proven he’s born in America???
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Jennifer
March 27, 2009
How long is a moment?
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Jennifer
March 27, 2009
Is the word ain’t a word, and if yes, what’s it mean.
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Jennifer
March 27, 2009
Even if the term ain’t were proper, it still wouldn’t be a word. Aren’t, isn’t, can’t, et al aren’t words – they’re contractions. Ain’t is an informal (and often labeled improper) contraction, though it’s widely accepted to be a contraction for “am not”, “are not”, “is not” etc.
I ain’t stupid would translate to I am not stupid – but there is no contraction in English language to substitute for “am not” so ain’t is used respectively.
As for the actual law, way to cite your source on that. Yet another exaggerated and untrue law spread about by misinformed people with little to no education.
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Erin Reply:
December 25th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I like you.
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jesuschrist
July 7, 2009
this must have been a law written by a woman. some things you just can’t control.
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Scott
September 7, 2009
All the dogs going to the jail tonight from the kennel. Including my pet sparky my 2 legged dog with brass balls.
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Willdav
November 18, 2010