No pissing in the waters of local parks
In the coastal town of Myrtle Beach, it is illegal to piss in the waters of any park.
Sec. 14-139. Prohibited acts in parks and other public facilities. It shall be unlawful for any person using the public parks, recreation areas, grounds or facilities of the city (referred to in this article as parks), specifically to include Chapin Memorial Library, to either perform or allow the performances of any of the following actions or conduct, unless such action or conduct is authorized, permitted or supervised by the cultural and leisure services department director or his designee. (2) Unlawful to pollute waters. Pollute waters means to willfully or negligently throw, discharge or otherwise place or cause to be placed in the waters of any fountain, pond, lake, stream, bay or other body of water in or adjacent to any park or tributary, stream, storm sewer or drain flowing into such waters any substance, matter or things, liquid or solid, which will or may result in the pollution of such waters. (Ord. No. 2000-42, 8-22-00)
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- No pissing on the pigeons allowed.
- No motorized wheelchairs in parks and schools
- No discharging in Coastal Waters
- No molesting of animals in city parks
- No fishing with a crossbow
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damn what if i have to pee!!!!!
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WTF
May 1, 2009
I will piss in the water all i wanti love kris
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heid
May 4, 2009