No lights on during sex, oh yeah only missionary position allowed.
One of the dumb laws to come out of Virginia, states that it is illegal to have sex while the lights are on. Additionally, sex in any other position other than missionary is forbidden.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Missionary style is the only position allowed between and man and a woman
- No tail lights on pedestrians allowed.
- Rear Horse Lights?
- Softball played in the dark after 10:30pm
- Color of the Light Law
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well send me to jail then
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Leslie
September 2, 2008
How do they enforce this?
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Jesus
December 15, 2008
by hiring someone to run around all night long peeking….i’m putting my hat in the ring right now….lolol.
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Sanjay Babaganoosh
January 6, 2009
You cant be serious….my lord guess ill be in jail after i move down there then.
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Sarah
February 20, 2009
LMFAO thats the gayest thing ever.
shitty deal eh id be in jail
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Chass er
April 23, 2009
I live in virginia and so i should be in jail for life
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tec
June 25, 2009
damn were all going to jail!!!
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hitomi_chan89
September 17, 2009
Well lock me up and call me a pervert
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papaalex
October 5, 2009
LOL, this is too much!
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Lola
November 10, 2009
Is this an urban legend/myth?
If not, what is the exact legal code?
E.g., the code prohibiting oral sex is here: Virginia code 18.2-361
So where is the one for “lights on”?
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a
May 29, 2010
These are old Blue Laws still on the books. Its also Illegal to take a bath in VA, from Colonial Days.
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greg
October 27, 2010