License to Kill Indians Law.
There was a law in South Dakota that stated if there were more than 5 indians on your property then you had the right to shoot them.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Indians Cannot Walk Together Law.
- Indians traveling in a group of seven are more are considered a war party
- Don’t kill anyone while attempting suicide.
- No buying of tableware without a special license
- Can’t have a going out of business sale unless you have a license
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There is nothing wrong with this law at all.
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jasmine
October 9, 2009
oh crap well i know where NOT to move lol
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L J
October 28, 2009
JASMINE U RACIST
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MAAD INDIAN
December 24, 2009
hahahahahahahahahaha indians suck
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white man
January 12, 2010
To bad the law ain’t for mexicans,,,,yeah yeah so i don’t like them ,,,your problem is???????
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Erica Reply:
June 28th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
You are a racist. You are one of those individuals that only divide more and more the United States instead of bringing everyone together. Yes I am mexican, I am also half Spaniard. I was born in the United States and I can tell you that we don’t need people with that type of attitude here in the United States. Thank you!
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Tacohater
January 13, 2010
i hate all of you except for madd indian
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rose
January 25, 2010
whoah hey why are you guys being so racist? jeez! what, your uncle touch you when you were little? lol
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L J
January 30, 2010
i am indian and i think i am only a person who now everything about indians. just like how they think,
how indian dna work. i have scientific mind and i can determine the future of this world and i’ll never wrong. indians have a dirty mind, Neglect for the environment, corrupt in every field especially in political. no respect for humanity. one day indians will crush the world happinnes.
alert! all uk and us goverments immidiately reject the indians form his country include british indians or u will suffer.
i can prove this 100% .
this is truth not fake.
(sorry for my bad english)
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indian
February 27, 2010
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now i describe the most dangerous creatures of the world and everybody know they are muslims.
they dont like humans or humanity.
they don,t know what is god. but they know how to kill everybody and crush the happiness.
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LJ Reply:
May 1st, 2010 at 10:14 pm
yea hi. um…are you on drugs? just wondering. I love how you say it’s truth but you sound like a retarded 9 year old
“I have scientific mind and i’ll never wrong” LOL. And how are we the ones that are ruining society? You white folks (not that i hate, just saying) are the ones who have wars on huge scales, ruin the environment, oppress people of different races, and pretty much “crush world happinnes”
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indian
February 27, 2010
mad totally mad
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rouge
March 5, 2010
please delete all this contents its enough
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rouge
March 5, 2010
I live in south Dakota, and we’re not racist! it’s just an old law that no one pays attention to from when we used to live in log cabins. And by the way, we are a modern state!!! we have malls, houses, cars, and electricity! and we don’t live in grass huts and ride horses to school. although, we can drive at age 14…
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watertown. Reply:
September 5th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
thank you!! I’m from SD to, I chuckled a little bit at this law… but, we have the same people every other state does, they are south dakotans as much as the Native Americans that were here first, or the white people.
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STOP! Reply:
December 27th, 2010 at 8:24 am
OK now i’m from SD to but seriously indians are not bad people. all of these comments should be DELETED well that are mean and that. We…are…normal…people…do… you…under…stand? Listen you nthink Bob Barkers from Holly wood think again SD holly hoffmon SD Joe foss hmm…. SD now stop saying mean thigs about indians
Thank you Mack
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mack
April 29, 2010
if there is 5 indians on your property chances are they are gang members and about to invade your home, Id shoot em too.
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whiteboy
August 27, 2010
LOL at the white people saying Indians are the “bad people”. That is such a friggin joke. White people are by far the worst ethnic group in history and still are. Like mindless animals. Everything you say about Indians fits you to a T. Hypocrites liars and ignorant imbeciles.
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human
October 27, 2010
or how about the indians that run my ISP, they have ripped off 1000′s of people and make us pay $80/mo for 30kb/sec and 700ms pings. They are smart enough to hire a jewish lawyer to draw up their 2 year contracts though.
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L J Reply:
November 29th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Oh yea the taking of an entire country and slaughtering many of the original people here and then forcing them to reservations leading to problematic lifestyles and severe cases of depression and drinking doesn’t even COMPARE to that. Boy, you have it rough.
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whiteboy
November 23, 2010
all of you racist people are just ignorant. i am from sd and have both native family and native friends. in fact most of my friends are native. dissing on people doesnt solve anything. what you need to do is see people as people, not skin tones or whatever. can you help what hair/eye color you have- NO. contacts and dye dont count because you still have the same color under all that. and what about gays and the disabled? they are different than you so you hate because they arent like you? what you see on the outside of people should influence your opinion of someone as much as what toppings you like on your pizza. its childish and open your eyes and see things for what they really are not what you expect them to be.
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white and serious
December 2, 2010
fuck all you indians, there is a reason our ancestors put you degenerates on reservations.think about it? you are suposed to be all in touch with nature, but you trash the land with drunks and ugly fucking people. your all asian decndants anyways. its not your land. get over your self.. im talking to u MAAD Indian and every one else< jasmin you are right. and i love the tocohater label. fuck mexicans too. they pollute society.
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drew
February 10, 2011
I really don’t care about the Indians, I work for a Repo company on the reservations, And since its in Arizona its like a 3rd world country, They are rude to me so I don’t see why I shouldn’t be rude back. They don’t pay for anything, Just lazy.. And they also have the highest rate of disease.. I’m not racist about them, I just don’t like the “reservation ones.” also 25k women get raped Per year on the res, so res Indians… Go fuck yourself, get a job.. a good education and move to “America Land ” Then maybe you wont be such a fucking lazy-selfish-spoiled by the government bitch.. Oh, and Yeah.. feed your dogs, Seriously.. Don’t just let them fucking die out in the streets..
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Rachel
December 27, 2011
Im from SD as well and some of the best friends I have are native. This law while being racist, also has some use from a fairly recent incedent (depending on your opinion of ‘fairly recent’) that both sides of my own family and families friends experianced. This is whats called as the Wounded Knee Uprising.
For ‘white’ families like mine who lived in the badlands area these were dangerous times, familes were at risk on both sides of the rez border. My own grandmother packed a .38 snubnose, .45, .25acp and others in her purse, vehicle or somewhere close by as did many other families in the area. A family we know from Conota Basin had 3 cars full of natives drive onto the property around the house etc while the wife was home alone and she sat at the door with a firearm afraid for her own life.
Yes this was a law that shouldnt have been around but because of the conflicts of the time it existed. Wrong was done on both sides, White and Native American, and I see conflicts in my daily life here to this day. That being said, because it stays alive in so many ways in this area, whether people here admit it or not, is why racism will never end.
and just like Mack said, SD is a modern state. We dont live in sod houses, ride horses everywhere etc.
We live just like everyone else does. We just do it in a less crowded area
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Taylormade
January 4, 2012