Keep your bitch on a short leash.
You bitch..umm dog, must be kept on a leash that is no longer than eight feet in length.
TOWN OF WATERBORO DOG ORDINANCE
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Section 3: Control
It shall be unlawful for any dog, licensed or unlicensed, to run at large, except when used for lawful hunting purposes.
�At large� means off the premises of the owner or keeper and not under the control of any person by means of personal presence and attention as will reasonably control the conduct of such dog.
�Reasonable control�, for the purposes of this Ordinance shall mean the use of a leash, cord, chain or otherwise, of not more than 8 feet in length, or unless confined within a vehicle, under restraint in an open vehicle being either driven or parked, or under voice control or command in the case of a trained dog providing that such control is strictly maintained.
(Adopted Annual Town Meeting June 8, 1991. Amended Special Town Meeting June 23, 2001)
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This is a law in alot of towns in Maine. It is used to help keep stray and mischevous dogs from attacking other users of parks and sidewalks.
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Justin
January 27, 2008
If you have a woman who’s a real bitch, you’d better keep her on a short leash, otherwise, she’ll get into your credit cards, get into fight with other bitches, and drag your good name through the mud.
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Scott Morgan
May 12, 2008
Wow.. you said ‘bitch’… what a sad attempt to get this noticed. Maybe authoring web pages after you’ve gone through puberty?
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Rilriia
November 25, 2010