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It’s illegal to have oral sex


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I guess thats why they opt’ed for sodomy instead

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  • 21 Comments about “It’s illegal to have oral sex”

    1. jamie Says:

      lock me up baby lol thats my fav thing to do

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    2. Xanthe Ramos Says:

      well i guess i’m going to jail cuz i LOVE performing oral sex for my fiance!!!

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    3. mike hunt Says:

      guess in sanfran they prefer buttseks…

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    4. lynne Says:

      Wish it were illegal over the entire planet!Big Yuck! never will do again,anyone who likes it but loves me will have to take me as i am or take a hike!If you love someone you will respect their dislikes,it says something more about those who love to suck where we excrete waste fish smells and wee!

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    5. l Says:

      okay lynne you have some serious problems. if you really loved someone you would want to please them and ask any guy, hell tell you its the best.

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    6. DQ. Says:

      Woah, Lynne. If you’re having “fish smells” that is NOT normal! LOL!

      And I’m with the last comment: The BEST thing about oral sex when it comes to giving (cos we all know how great it feels when receiving LOL!) is being pleasing that person you care about. I know that I would choose giving it to my bf over receiving it ANY day simply because I love how much he enjoys it!

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    7. EML Says:

      this is rediculous. married couples should be able to do whatever the hell they want in bed. it’s nobody elses business what a married couples sex life is like. if they want to have oral sex, then good for them. if it makes a married couple closer or happier then how is that a problem? they might as well go ahead and tell people they can have sex only for recreation. i wonder how high the divorse rate would be then…?

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    8. chrissy Says:

      Lynne…its called Gardnerella ….see the doctor

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    9. Ariel Says:

      yeah lynne fish smells i don’t know about you but i shower!lol!

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    10. Nick Says:

      Wow, oral sex illegal? Yep, well I’m 15 aparently not giving a fuck about the law and living my life! Fuck that law!

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    11. wayne Says:

      you show me a man that dont eat I’ll show you a man that i can take his women

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    12. Tim Says:

      Lynne is one fucked up individual. She needs some serious help. These are the type people that need to be deported so they can’t continue trying to fuck up the U.S..

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    13. skye Says:

      Nick..
      Number?
      agreeed we shoulddsee each otherr..xx

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    14. Brittany Says:

      This is the dumbest law ever.
      I’m facing life in prison thrn.
      Oral sex is fucking amazing! :)

      and Lynne.. eww, you dirty bitch

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    15. nick Says:

      lynne is totaly right just to let you know, kissin a girl after shes done that is like discusting…. don’t even want to think about it, but you are right it does feel good lol.

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    16. Michael Says:

      WOW! They must be sending porn stars to jail on a quarter-hourly basis. I wonder what the penalty would be? Oh well. I’ll give and recieve! It’s a beautiful thing.

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    17. M lee Says:

      lynne go see a Dr so how are you busted for this ???
      “thanks for the head hunny but i’m a cop and your underarest”

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    18. 16/m/VA-Amit Says:

      haha this is wackk,,, i guess im goin to jail lmao

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    19. Jessica Says:

      Well lock me up and throw away the key! I love sucking dick so much that my mouth waters just thinking about it. And nothing makes me feel more self-satisfaction than looking down between my thighs and seeing a young hott man licking my pussy… To the chicks that won’t lick or get licked… have fun getting cheated on. I suggest you get a banana and get your game up. Don’t be a child, grow up.

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    20. Jessica Says:

      umm wtf. Oral Sex illegal? thats the gayest shit ever. im 16, giving and recieving ; send me to jail(:

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    21. lool Says:

      lynne needs to have a oral loooooools. thats teh best when the girls f’ing hot!!!!

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