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April 1st, 2008 at 6:38 pm
lock me up baby lol thats my fav thing to do
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Pete Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 11:02 am
cool, lets hang out
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October 5th, 2008 at 4:48 am
well i guess i’m going to jail cuz i LOVE performing oral sex for my fiance!!!
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October 29th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
guess in sanfran they prefer buttseks…
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November 4th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Wish it were illegal over the entire planet!Big Yuck! never will do again,anyone who likes it but loves me will have to take me as i am or take a hike!If you love someone you will respect their dislikes,it says something more about those who love to suck where we excrete waste fish smells and wee!
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Cory Reply:
August 4th, 2010 at 7:57 am
your face smell like fish and wee
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joe Reply:
August 24th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
nice come bak retard
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February 9th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
okay lynne you have some serious problems. if you really loved someone you would want to please them and ask any guy, hell tell you its the best.
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March 5th, 2009 at 3:18 am
Woah, Lynne. If you’re having “fish smells” that is NOT normal! LOL!
And I’m with the last comment: The BEST thing about oral sex when it comes to giving (cos we all know how great it feels when receiving LOL!) is being pleasing that person you care about. I know that I would choose giving it to my bf over receiving it ANY day simply because I love how much he enjoys it!
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March 5th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
this is rediculous. married couples should be able to do whatever the hell they want in bed. it’s nobody elses business what a married couples sex life is like. if they want to have oral sex, then good for them. if it makes a married couple closer or happier then how is that a problem? they might as well go ahead and tell people they can have sex only for recreation. i wonder how high the divorse rate would be then…?
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April 28th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Lynne…its called Gardnerella ….see the doctor
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April 29th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
yeah lynne fish smells i don’t know about you but i shower!lol!
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June 13th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Wow, oral sex illegal? Yep, well I’m 15 aparently not giving a fuck about the law and living my life! Fuck that law!
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July 2nd, 2009 at 10:48 am
you show me a man that dont eat I’ll show you a man that i can take his women
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August 7th, 2009 at 2:08 am
Lynne is one fucked up individual. She needs some serious help. These are the type people that need to be deported so they can’t continue trying to fuck up the U.S..
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August 17th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Nick..
Number?
agreeed we shoulddsee each otherr..xx
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September 19th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
This is the dumbest law ever.
I’m facing life in prison thrn.
Oral sex is fucking amazing!
and Lynne.. eww, you dirty bitch
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October 18th, 2009 at 10:39 am
lynne is totaly right just to let you know, kissin a girl after shes done that is like discusting…. don’t even want to think about it, but you are right it does feel good lol.
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November 17th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
WOW! They must be sending porn stars to jail on a quarter-hourly basis. I wonder what the penalty would be? Oh well. I’ll give and recieve! It’s a beautiful thing.
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November 23rd, 2009 at 7:26 am
lynne go see a Dr so how are you busted for this ???
“thanks for the head hunny but i’m a cop and your underarest”
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November 23rd, 2009 at 4:50 pm
haha this is wackk,,, i guess im goin to jail lmao
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January 16th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Well lock me up and throw away the key! I love sucking dick so much that my mouth waters just thinking about it. And nothing makes me feel more self-satisfaction than looking down between my thighs and seeing a young hott man licking my pussy… To the chicks that won’t lick or get licked… have fun getting cheated on. I suggest you get a banana and get your game up. Don’t be a child, grow up.
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January 19th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
umm wtf. Oral Sex illegal? thats the gayest shit ever. im 16, giving and recieving ; send me to jail(:
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February 1st, 2010 at 2:23 pm
lynne needs to have a oral loooooools. thats teh best when the girls f’ing hot!!!!
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April 6th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
yall are fags, just stfu and take a mouth full
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May 3rd, 2010 at 9:28 am
I WANT IT TO BE ILLIGAL OVER THE WHOLE USA CUZ THAT SHIT IS FUCKING NASTY FUCKING FAGS. x0
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May 3rd, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Well.. does it matter if you recieve it? hell who the fuck cares anyway you know the one who made this law is a single lonely man that has never recieved befor or a narsatistic preppy BIATCH like lynne that smells like fish and or shellfish.. wash yo shit bitch
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May 4th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
I believe that lynne needs to be given oral to appreciate it!
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May 4th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
mike is right girls get down and suck bitchess
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June 10th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
69 is awsome. =) It should be illegal to refuse to do oral on your spouse. Thats right, I said it. LOL! I for one could go to jail for a long long long time along with my hubby for all the accumulated offenses HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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August 2nd, 2010 at 9:46 pm
Pssssh! In the gay capital of the world? Highly doubtful.
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August 15th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
I love getting my dick sucked
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August 25th, 2010 at 11:22 am
This is pathetic, their are few things that bring two individuals closer than oral. Going down on a woman is one of the greatest thing any man will ever expeirience. (Recieving is equaly wonderful. ;])
The comments some people have left only show your imaturity, and unfamiliarity with your own bodies. I pity the poor insecure people missing so much in their’ relationships.
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