It’s illegal to have a rooster
Honey, we are having chicken tonight because it’s aginst the law to keep that rooster alive.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- It’s Illegal for roosters to crow within the city limits
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- Nascar racing is illegal
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- Calling your son a “faggot” or “queer” is illegal
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Actually, you can’t have a rooster for a pet. You can have roosters if you own a farm and are utilizing it.
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Mindy
August 30, 2009