It’s illegal to go downtown without at least $10 dollars
Well, at least now the pan handler knows you got money when they beg…
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- No Aligators Downtown Law
- Lying down on sidewalk is illegal
- Don’t steal crawfish!
- Leave your friends aligator alone!
- One hundred dollars for the 1st lion and thirty dollars for each additional lion
Leave a comment

I have relations in Pensacola. For £10 you could buy down town
[Reply]
Greg
June 27, 2008
i live in pcola n no ucant buy all of downtown for $10. thats how much itll cost u to get in a clb, not including ur drinks so u might wanna let ur relatives kno that they r fucked up.
[Reply]
shawna
April 26, 2009
wow hostility much? pensacola isnt that classy to get all worked up over
[Reply]
Sarah
October 18, 2009
Wow, that second comment was so badly written it was actually painful to read…
[Reply]
Mike
August 6, 2010
Ur a dipthong lollollollol retardely retarded retards
[Reply]
blah
November 9, 2011