It’s illegal to crash into a lift tower or a sign when skiing

Added by: Idiot Laws Admin | Vail | 2 Comments

I guess they have alot of cops hanging out at the bunny slops to fill those easy quota’s

5-5-3: SKIER DUTIES:

D. Avoid Obstacles: Each skier shall stay clear of snow-grooming equipment, all vehicles, lift towers, signs, and any other equipment on the ski slopes and trails.

2 Comments
  1. Colt Reply

    Alright, I’ll aim for the pigs instead, then.

  2. Stupidity Reply

    Well, when I’m crashing into obstacles uncontrollably, I will do my best to avoid those.

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