It’s illegal for Arkansas river to rise above the main street bridge
someone arrest that river.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Hope you can swim because no life jackets allowed
- You cannot stumble while walking main street.
- Shaving in the center of Main Street is unlawful
- Women can’t drive on Main Street.
- Don’t carry a lunchbox down Main Street
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Ok I live in this stupid state, at least for a little bit longer. All I want to know is who the hell do they fine for this, do they fly to heave and fine god, I mean come on people what the f**k.
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camillia
August 27, 2010
I think the law is very stupid and whoever made it needs their butts kicked. And the sad thing about it is every state has dumb laws. Some of them are worse then this one. For example it’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 p.m. in Memphis, Tn. So before you start bad mouthing a state for its dumb laws maybe you should look at what your state has.
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Robert
June 13, 2010
omg that’s funny. dont we already have a prison overflow?
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steven phillips
February 14, 2010
This is not a law in the State of Arkansas, it is a ‘Good-will’ ordinance of the City of Little Rock, and the Army Corps of Engineers (who operate locks and dams) are to pay the fine.
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RW Reply:
September 25th, 2010 at 12:06 am
Clayton is right the Army Corps gets the fine.
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Clayton
February 7, 2010
I live in arkansas to and thats bullshit. And if it goes down we get a fine for that to. lol
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larry
February 4, 2010
so what happens when it goes down lol?
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RW Reply:
September 25th, 2010 at 12:04 am
If the jail is on Main Street it gets out free and clear.
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lool
February 1, 2010
i myself live in arkansas just down the street from the main street bridge, this is bull shit..
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Thomas
December 29, 2008
This is a very dumb law. To the gov, before you insult an entire state, maybe you should learn to spell.
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Amanda
November 9, 2008
I’d like to see the actual text of this so-called law. I have a sneaking suspicion that it’s been misread.
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leeor_net
October 19, 2008
arkansas is friggen retatrted
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Yvonne Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
where do you live so we can look up your states stupid laws
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Joseph Reply:
June 14th, 2010 at 12:53 am
coming from the man who can’t spelllllll lmao!
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the gov
October 14, 2008
Well Emily, it’s pretty simple, the jail is on Main street… so they just open the doors and the river flows right in without putting up a fight.
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Geoff
September 18, 2008
How exactley do they put the river in jail?
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Emily
July 25, 2008
what the f***
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ryan
May 17, 2008
the state of arkansas must be really low on money..lol. my question is who do they fine for violating this law? themselves?
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Megan Reply:
April 21st, 2010 at 5:28 pm
well we r not poor i feel sad 4 ur stupid state cause u have to buy ur diamonds from us yah only state with diamonds and they dont even enforce these laws bc it would waste time 4 more important things that is going on now
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David
February 28, 2008
You have a law for your river!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! messed up
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Scarlet
January 22, 2008