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Hotdog venders must be properly attired.


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What? no more G-string hotty hotdog venders anymore?

Chapter 39 ZONING*
ARTICLE XVII. COMMERCIAL DISTRICTS
Sec. 39-300. Limitations of uses.

(s) Mobile food units.

(2) Persons vending from mobile food units who are inappropriately attired shall be considered to cause a hazard or impediment to traffic. Inappropriate attire shall include clothing which shows any portion of the anal cleft, cleavage or buttocks of males or females such as G-strings, T-back bathing suits, thong bikinis or any other clothing or covering that does not completely and opaquely cover the anal cleft, cleavage or buttocks of males and females. Inappropriate attire shall also include clothing which shows the portion of the human female breast directly or laterally below a point immediately above the top of the areola with less than a fully opaque covering. This definition shall include the entire lower portion of the human female breast, including the areola and nipple, but shall not include any portion of the cleavage of the human female breast exhibited by a dress, blouse, shirt, leotard, bathing suit or other clothing, provided the areola is not exposed.

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  • One Comment about “Hotdog venders must be properly attired.”

    1. George Says:

      I worked with the woman who is the reason this law was passed, after she was forced out of business. I have no idea if the food was any good, but the view probably caused a lot of traffic problems.

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