Horses requires a speedometer
It is illegal to run your horse over five mph. Ride Mr. Ed at a safe speed.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Horses Must Wear Pants Law!
- Horses may not be caged in a bathtub law.
- Honk your horn for horses
- Fountain Inn: Horses must wear pants!
- Death Prohibition Guidelines
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You should get an electric scooter because that is how fast one goes. screw the horse!!!
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rosalie
March 15, 2009