God Loves Guns!
It is required by Maine law that all men bring their shotguns to church every Sunday, because the Native Americans might attack!
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- No squirt guns in Marlboro
- Get the shotgun, Maw.
- No firing guns at weddings.
- No Space Guns Allowed
- Automatic Machine Guns = Legal / Sparklers = Illegal
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what was the point of that? idk BUT ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hin3z
September 8, 2008
God really does
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Andy Hind
October 24, 2008
I live in Maine. What law is this? You need CITATIONS!
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Rob in Maine
October 27, 2008
Us indians are very nice people. Give us a chance and quit taking our land! We just might scalp ya!
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Billy Bob
March 18, 2009
I brought my shotgun into my church, when I stated this law, every male above the age of 18 walked out of the room. It was great.
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Eddick
November 22, 2009
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Well that’s… Something I never knew.
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MissKay
July 6, 2010
hahahahaha! this is why im so proud to be from Maine, we are rediculous! hahaha
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antwonboynt
March 30, 2011