Getting an elephant drunk or high is prohibited
The reason elephants have such a good memory is because they don’t smoke the wacky tabacco. Just say no (to smoking with elephants).
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Getting your dog drunk is illegal
- Flying a plane while drunk or high is prohibited
- you may not throw a elephant out of a plane at heights exceeding 5000 feet
- No getting married drunk!
- Drunk in your own car will get you a DUI
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that is the most retarded law i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!!!!!
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Annmarie
January 23, 2008
I don’t know if it’s illegal to give intoxicants to elephants in Natchez, Missouri. I do know that it’s impossible. There is no community or place in Missouri named Natchez.
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Billy Grady Reply:
October 12th, 2009 at 11:55 am
If you would google Natchez, MO you will find there is one.
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Ross Malone Reply:
June 27th, 2010 at 6:53 am
If you actually look at those google entries, you will see that they all refer to Natchez, MS or to that story about the goofy law. There is no Natchez, MO.
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Ross Malone
April 11, 2008
Well they probably got confused by the abbreviation, you know since we don’t teach those in school anymore. thought Mississippi (MS) was the abbreviation for Missouri (MO).
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Rik
December 11, 2008
Im still trying to figure out why someone would want to do this.
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A.R.M
February 27, 2010
Roflol stupidity! Not u guys….I meant the law!
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Shelia Roberts
June 11, 2010