English language prohibited
This must be a town of illegal aliens as English is prohibited from being spoken.
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WTF!!!! We live in america, and you can’t speak english here in Illinois!?!?! Whoever passed this law is the most idiotic person on earthh. English is a mojority of our first languages. what are we supposed to speak? FRENCH? SPANISH? CHINESE? OMG this is a stupid law
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jessica
November 1, 2009
Lies!
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Leo J. Breadsaker
December 23, 2009
i think the actual law states to speak American in Illinois…???
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rue
March 30, 2010
Well this is america…so get over it.
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Chloe
June 6, 2010
I LIVE IN ILLINOIS AND WE ALL SPEAK ENGLISH! Who ever published this is bullshitting us, like wtf, how can you not speak ENGLISH!? we are in AMERICA! THATS LIKE ITS ILLEGAL TO SPEAK POLISH IN POLAND. like does that make sense ? NO!
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Carter Reply:
September 23rd, 2010 at 9:28 pm
no this is a real law, the law says it is illegal to speak English in IL because the officially recognized language is American. although this law is super old, it still makes no sense, IL politicians must have always been dumb as they are these days.
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Sarah
June 27, 2010