This could just be a co-incidence but it’s legal to beat your wife as long as you beat her in public on a Sunday on the courthouse steps. Yay, they allow domestic violence, I wonder if some wife had a messy affair with a fireman after walking by a firehouse and her husband got a law passed that allowed him to beat her every Sunday as a reminder….hmmmmm

If you’re a fireman don’t whistle or flirt with any female passing a firehouse. Men, there’s appearantly been widespread problems with horny women attacking firemen in Hunington, make sure they stay away from fire houses.