The penalty for stealing a horse is hanging! Don’t touch a man’s horse!

Whether it is giving it or receiving it, everyone’s favorite: fellatio and cunnilingus are illegal!

In TN, it is illegal for more than 8 women to reside in a house because it would then constitute a brothel.

It’s against the law to sell a hollow log, because men were buying to sodomize and ended up in the hospital with splintered and infected penises. Of course there could really be another explaination….

You are not allowed to shoot any game animal EXCEPT whales from a moving car. Are they talking about fat chicks here?