Riding a dog sleigh down any road is strictly prohibited.

10.12.050 Riding animals and animal-drawn vehicles.

A. It is unlawful for any person to ride or allow or permit any other person to ride upon any horse or other animal, or drive or operate any animal-drawn vehicle, on any street, roadway, highway, or public ground in the city at any time other than while participating in a scheduled parade or public display. The chief of police may give prior written consent for a designated person to ride or allow a horse or other animal upon a designated boulevard, road, street, or drive, or upon public ground as defined in this section, during certain designated hours and under supervision of the police department.

B. Every person riding an animal or driving or operating any animal-drawn vehicle upon a street, roadway, or highway shall comply in all respects with the Standard Traffic Ordinance as adopted by the city.

C. As used in this chapter, “public ground” is defined as any land owned by the city or any land which has been dedicated for the sole and exclusive use of the city. Public ground does not include public utilities and easements.

D. Any person who violates any provision of this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and shall upon conviction be punished by a fine not to exceed one hundred dollars.

(Ord. 1586  1 (part), 1997)

$500 fine or 60 days in jail if you’re caught screeching your tires in this town.

10.12.010 Tire screeching unlawful.

A. It is unlawful for any person or persons, while operating a motor vehicle on the streets or highways of the city, to accelerate or speed the vehicle in such a manner or to turn a corner in such a manner as to cause the tires to screech.

B. Any person who violates any provision of this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and shall upon conviction be punished by a fine not to exceed five hundred dollars, imprisonment for a period not to exceed thirty days, or by both such fine and imprisonment.

(Ord. 1586 � 1 (part), 1997)

Damaging a soda machine that took your dollar is illegal and considered a Class A violation.

9.48.020 Opening, damaging or removing coin operated machine.

A. Opening, damaging or removing coin-operated machines is willfully and knowingly opening, removing or damaging any parking meter, coin telephone, vending machine dispensing goods or services, money changer or any other device designed to receive money in the sale, use or enjoyment of property or services, or any part thereof, with intent to commit theft.

B. Opening, damaging or removing coin-operated machines is a Class A violation.

(Ord. 1585 � 1 (part), 1997)

For those with urinating problems, this law is for you.  Remember to never relieve yourself on any public building as it is illegal.

9.48.010 Urination upon public or private property–Misdemeanor.

A. Any person within the corporate limits of the city who urinates upon any highway, street, alley or upon the premises of any public place or building or upon private property, in open view of any person, when the same has not been designated as a restroom, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.

B. Any person violating any of the provisions of this section shall upon conviction thereof be subject to a fine of not more than five hundred dollars or imprisonment for not more than thirty days, or by both such fine and imprisonment.

(Ord. 1585 � 1 (part), 1997)