Stupid Columbus Laws
It’s cheaper to shoot someone then to show them your gun
the fine for firing a gun is higher then waving a gun
Indians must return to their side of the Chattohoochee river by nightfall
So which side is the cowboy side?
It’s illegal to have happy hour drink specials
I guess they aren’t very happy about happy hour there…
No packing heat when going to see your deceased loved ones
It’s illegal to shoot a gun at the city cemetery
I guess you need to go to a beauty salon if you want to get your hair cut on sunday
It’s illegal for barber shops to be open on sunday or sabbath day
Skinny dipping in public allowed at night
So…Â I guess it’s time to install some giant spotlights at the city pond
It’s illegal to set fire to a cross at someone else’s property, unless you have their permission…
Gee, did they really need a law for this? wouldn’t it be arson otherwise? More…
It’s illegal to wear a cap at a basketball game
Interesting law, but I think the language of the law can be refined better. More…
Cops must pay especial attention to people who tease an idiots
Hum… So… which call do we answer? the armed robbery at the downtown bank? or the guy who is teasing an idiot?
It’s illegal to cuss on land line phones
But, I guess you can cuss all you want on a cell phone.