Stupid Destin Laws
It’s illegal to sell flowers in cemetery
Hum…Â personally I wouldn’t mind being able to buy flowers in the cemetery to place on the graves of someone you cared about…
It’s illegal to ride a bike in a cemetery
I guess you can’t visit your deceased loved ones if you happen to cruse by on your bike
It’s illegal to set off a nuclear bomb in the city park
Wow, I sure hope they let the terrorist know about this law.  don’t want any accidents because they didnt know about this law you see….
It’s illegal to go to a public beach
Hum…Â so I guess there are no public beachs in Destin
$100 dollar fine for having bad pussy
Any dog or cat that chases or bites unprovoked people are considered bad dogs/cats and can be fined for $100 dollars
It’s illegal to give away a chick
you can’t give away a chick, duckling, or bunny in Destin