Stupid Mobile Laws
It is illegal to wear sharp high heel shoes in Mobile
This is an unfortunate result of a frivolous lawsuit aginst the city, but someone really should put a cap on frivolous laws…
It’s illegal to howl or hoot at a woman in Mobile
I wonder if whistleing counts in this law…
have to pay $10 dollars to be a fortune teller in Mobile
If you are going to use some astrology or fortune telling pickup lines, you better go and pay your $10 dollars first.
It is illegal to ride your bike on “certain” interstate highways in Mobile…
But ONLY on I-10 and I-65… If any other freeway ever crosses into Mobile, feel free to ride your BMX or 10 speed on it.
Jail Time in Mobile if you are in possession of “spray string”
On top of being a confetti free city, the city officials in Mobile feels that it is important enough to make ANOTHER stupid law prohibiting the possession or use of “spray string” (which technicallys qualify as a confetti anyway)
You can not spit orange peels on the sidewalk in Mobile
What about apple cores? or Tangerine Peels? yum!
Possession of confetti in the city of Mobile may get you arrested
I guess the city of Mobile has very little to celebrate since the possession, use, storage, manufacture, or any other means of handling confetti is illegal. So… if you are planning a big wedding and intend to use confetti in your wedding, be ready to spend your honeymoon in the county jail.
It’s illegal to bath in the city fountains of Mobile
If they needed a law to specify this…Â Does it mean it’s ok to relieve yourself in the city fountains since it’s not specified by law?
You can’t sell a stink balls in Mobile
So glad that the laws aginst stink balls are just as strong as laws aginst trafficking other illegal substances.
Hotties beware, it’s illegal for women to wear a “lewd dress” in public in Mobile, but I suppose a bikini is ok…
So… who gets to decide what is lewd and what ism’t? gotta love those subjective laws.