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IdiotLaws Archive
San Francisco
It’s illegal to have oral sex
I guess thats why they opt’ed for sodomy instead
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Carmel
Eating ice cream while waiting for a bus is illegal
You may not eat ice cream while standing on sidewalk waiting for a bus.
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San Francisco
It’s illegal to let horse manure pile up higher then six feet on the street corner.
I guess they need to learn to spread it out some or don’t put it all on the street corner…
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South Carolina
Illegal to fire a missle without a permit law.
It is illegal to fire missles with out a permit. Title 23 – Law Enforcement and Public Safety  CHAPTER 33. MISSILES SECTION 23-33-10. “Missile” defined. A “missile,”
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South Carolina
Horses may not be caged in a bathtub law.
In South Carolina, horses are not allowed to be kept in a bathtub.
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San Francisco
Ugly people may not walk down the street
It’s illegal to walk down the street if you are ugly, deformed or repullsive in any way. So don’t be ugly!
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South Carolina
No U-Turns at an Intersection Law.
All U-Turns must be performed no closer than 1000 to an intersection.
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San Francisco
Can’t wax your car with used underwear
Maybe they thought it might stink up the car?
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Carmel
Men cannot go outside with mismatched color pants and jacket
This must be the fashion district of New York to enforce such a law.
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South Carolina
No musical instrument sales allowed on Sunday.
It is against the law to purchase a musical instrument on Sunday. No drums, guitars, and other instruments become illegal to sell on Sundays. Title 53 – Sundays, Holidays
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San Francisco
You may not walk your pet lion down market street unless it’s on a leash
I guess that leash is going to help when the lion decides to kill someone…
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