Stupid Milwaukee Laws
Automatic Machine Guns = Legal / Sparklers = Illegal
You can buy an automatic machine disassembled, but you can buy sparklers.
No fat chicks in the street!
If you look offensive you are not allowed to be seen in public during the day!
No drums or flutes on the street…unless it’s NOT for attention
You may not play the drums or the flute onthe street if you are doing it to attact attention.
No long term parking unless you tie a horse to your car.
Yes, there was an ordinance that forbids one from parking a car any longer than two hours unless you tie a horse to your car.