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Stupid San Antonio Laws

No flirting with your hands or eyes!

Whether you are a boy or girl, it’s illegal for you to flirt with your hands or eyes.

Filed in: San Antonio

Can’t piss on the Alamo!

Stupid Ozzy Osbourne decided to do this on his show.

Filed in: San Antonio