Stupid Haddon Laws
Annoying someone of the opposite sex is prohibited
There must be a lot of divorces in this town. Â Are there couples that don’t fight? No.
It’s illegal to cross dress
Men: put away those panties as it’s illegal to wear them in Haddon, NJ
Bathing tag required before you hop in that pool
You must first obtain a bathing tag from the Township Clerk before you jump into the Crystal Lake pool.