Stupid Marlboro Laws
Two bitches per person Law
It is only legal to have two dogs or less in Marlboro.
No nukes allowed in Marlboro.
Marlboro hates nukes and they do not allow you to detonate one in the city!
No Silly String in Marlboro
One is not allowed to have Silly String in the city limits of Marlboro.
No squirt guns in Marlboro
It is against the law to own, purchase, possess, sell, carry, distribute a squirt gun!