Stupid Boulder Laws
No more rocking chair for grandma on the porch
I’m sorry grandma but the nice police officer is here to take your chair away. More…
It’s illegal to move a rock on city property
I told Jimmy not to kick that pebble on the sidewalk but he wouldn’t listen. I guess it’s jail time for him now. More…
Your pet goat may not graze on city grass
someone arrest that goat, I saw him eat that sidewalk grass
It’s legal to insult a cop unless the cop ask you to stop
or maybe if the cop simply arrests you for disorderly conduct?