Your dildos can’t look real!
Yeah, just what everyone needs is an unrealistic dildo, because by law in Dallas, it is illegal to own one that is realistic.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- It’s illegal to have more then 2 dildos in a house
- Prisoners must be served real butter in state prisons
- Vermont State Hospital for the Criminally Insaine
- You must apply for a permit for an out of business sale
- Use your real name when checking into a hotel
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Uh oh I hope thay dunt find me
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Gertrude
November 24, 2008
So!!!, I can have as many cucumbers as she wants?!?!?!
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David Gomez
December 18, 2009
That’s friggin bumb if it was illegal then why would they sell the damn things don’t you think they would be out of business
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cmoney
May 29, 2010
For “educational use” only!
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Joe
June 4, 2010