Sex with an emu is not allowed.
It is unlawful and unnatural to have sex with an emu or any other animal.
Sec. 8-131. Crime against nature.
Crime against nature is unlawful and is:
(1) The unnatural carnal copulation by a human being with another of the same sex or opposite sex or with an animal, except that anal sexual intercourse between two (2) human beings shall not be deemed as a crime against nature when done under any of the circumstances described in R.S. 14:41, 14:42, 14:42.1 or 14:43. Emission is not necessary; and, when committed by a human being with another, the use of the genital organ of one of the offenders of whatever sex is sufficient to constitute the crime.
(2) The solicitation by a human being of another with the intent to engage in any unnatural carnal copulation for compensation.
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thats about the stupidest thing i have ever heard.
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jojo
January 29, 2010
Umm… this was a problem? Someone was pimping out their emu or something?!
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Jodie
December 22, 2010