That the last Monday of December every year be declared Christmas Sunday to allow for uniform observance of a now secular holiday in every state of the union, excepting Texas and Mississippi in which states Christmas will be observed om the last Friday of every December to allow for longer weekends and to comply with local casual Friday practices in companies employing more than 25 people.
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You may not leave grass clippings on your sidewalk or the road.
In Lacon, IL you cannot put grass clippings on your sidewalk or the road. If this law is broken you will be fined $150.
Farting in public
I find it hard to believe that there are laws in place for “smell”..I walk in to a public library and I swear everyone must do the turd duty there. Drop the brick? Dang paper work done? Please hold the phone and be sure to wash your hands! All in all please..you so called Law Makers…get a life already! Whats next you gonna ban invisible ink?
State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations
Plantations is a slaver term which they forgot to remove as the official name for Rhode Island. It is definately outdated.
Out law unneccesary auto noise
All this noise coming from people revving up motorcycles and playing boom boom box’s in cars should be totally illegal with servery penaltys such as permanently losing there licence as well as their vehicles
Dave’s Act 2009
in regards to a vast increase in people being called dave, we are now banning people being called dave, saying the name dave or even being dave. the daves increased to fill public service jobs where once upon a time, daves were underrepresented. so birth mother were required to call everyone dave, even if they were a girl…NO especilly if they were a girl.
its iilegal to plant a bomb inside burger king
its iilegal to plant a bomb inside burger king.
Editors Note: Yeah no kidding!
Killing ladybugs on tuesdays
murdering a ladybug with a calculator and a compass in the state of New Mexico is illegal on Tuesdays. If you use a sledgehammer, however, it is totally legal.
No being a pirate
If you are wearing a shirt with skulls on it; it should be illegal in louisiana
Vermont State Hospital for the Criminally Insaine
It is still legal for psychologist from UVM to conduct research on prisoners (detainees) in a mental hospital/jail where it is not clear they are able to consent. The CIA Project MKULTRA still alive and well in Vermont. It is a dark secret just being revealed and has caused debate over dungons for the insaine. The ethics of the treatment of the mentally ill are are still being debated in Vermont till this day. It is also ok to mix criminals with patients here. The real use of the State Hospital building is thought of to be a old American Nazi Concentration Camp started by a double agent working for the US Army who came back from Germany and worked at Vermont State Hospital. It is dumb that the law supports such crulty.
Mandatory Fake Orgasm; Tax Credit; Exemption
a) All lobbyists registered under the Fair Political Practices Act shall, while performing or planning to perform, any sex with an elected official, shall not reach actual orgasm, but shall make sounds, movements and facial expressions of simulated orgasm.
b) The costs of procurement, application and cleaning of personal lubricant products shall be a credit against income tax.
c) Registered Democrats are exempt from the provisions of subsection a, but are entitled to the credit of subsection b.
you may not throw a elephant out of a plane at heights exceeding 5000 feet
you may not throw a elephant out of a plane at heights exceeding 5000 feet, anyone who brakes this law will be required to clean up and pay for all damages as well as pay for replacement of the elephant.
YOU CAN NOT FART POOP PEE OR WIPE BOOGERS ON PEOPLE
It is completely nasty and if you fart, poop, pee or wipe boogers on people you will be grossed and will go to jail.
Speed Limits in 55+ Adult Communities
I live in a 55 plus community that has a 25 mph speed limit. OK I could understand that on the small streets but this is the case on long streets that don’t even have a single driveway. Many of us still work and of course its the older, retired with nothing else to do people that go to the meetings that come up with these really stupid laws. It takes 10 minutes to get out on to the main highway because of that very STUPID LAW.
Washington’s got your back, exept for on Sundays. No buying mattresses on Sundays.
In the state of Washington nobody is allowed to buy a mattress online, at the store, or anywhere. Funny thing is though…isn’t Sunday the day of rest!!
The pig fart law
Its illegal to fart within a 5 feet radius of a pig
Streamwood Parking Law
In the village of Streamwood, IL, you are subject to a $15 fine if you block the sidewalk when parked in your driveway.
Law Against Eating Ham
In Reno, NV – you cannot eat ham after 6pm on the 3rd tusday of march,june,september,and december
No Singing Law
It is proposed that you are not allowed to sing and hum at the same time after you have spent over half an hour on MLIA in Canada.
Virginia’s Anti-California Law
Californians are not allowed to visit the state of Virginia for any reason unless they are women seeking a man from Goochland, Hanover or Fluvanna county nobody shall be in the state of Virginia without a neck. No Californian shall ever say that California is better than Virginia. While in Virginia, no homosexual shall attended school in Virginia claiming residence in California