Because some kids are allergic to peanuts, it should be illegal for anyone to bring them to school. Punishment should be in the form of waterboarding!
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Cigarette Butt Cleanliness Law
Drivers who throw out cigarette butts at stoplights will be required to clean up cigarette butts at stoplights while wearing a dunce cap for 10 hours and have to eat 10 cigarette butts.
Its illegal if your a midget and you dress up as a lephercaun
In Fresno, Califronia – If you are found committing this crime you will be tackled by the k-9 unit.
No Skirt Wearing in Bethany, Missouri
While in Bethany Missouri, it is illegal for any black men to wear skirts while driving a truck.
You cannot stumble while walking main street.
In Antonito, Colorado you cannot stumble or swagger while walking down main street. Teens, Drunks and Bums beware Antonito should have a no stumbling law so that everyone walks straight as they walk down main street!
No eating bugs on Sunday or January 9th
No eating bugs of any kind on Sundays or January 9th. Residents of California shall not eat any types of insects, bugs or creepy crawlers, escpecially no eating grasshoppers or crickets. Punishment for eating bugs on Sunday or the no bug eating day of January 9th shall result in a 2nd degree misdemeanor charge!
No baths between March and October
Your not allowed to take BATHS from March trough October, doing so is a serious offense and will be met with a swift punishment.
Glenn Beck Prohibition
Glenn Beck is hereto forthwith declared illegal. “Glenn Beck” will be described from for all purposes of this document as:
1. Having between 10% and 50% of the voting adult population as audience.*
2. Crying on nation television
3. Delivering ultimatums to the Whitehouse
4. Accusing US senators of being terrorists
5. Asking questions that no-one else asks, because they are not crazy, uninformed, and arrogant.
Those found to be Glenn Beck will not be given a trial, but given a choice of either:
1. Pursuing a Harvard education in sociology, education, political science, as well as minoring in philosophy and math.
2. Death
*Provisions for 50% or more viewers may be seen in the document “Operation Grassy Knoll”
People Who Are Caught Cheating
People Who Are Caught Cheating Are Subjected To Public Humiliation.
Fat people have to wear a sticker saying Caution wide turns
if you weigh more than 250 pounds and under 6 ft tall you have to were a sticker saying “CAUTION WIDE TURNS” on your butt
Uniform Christmas Code
That the last Monday of December every year be declared Christmas Sunday to allow for uniform observance of a now secular holiday in every state of the union, excepting Texas and Mississippi in which states Christmas will be observed om the last Friday of every December to allow for longer weekends and to comply with local casual Friday practices in companies employing more than 25 people.
You may not leave grass clippings on your sidewalk or the road.
In Lacon, IL you cannot put grass clippings on your sidewalk or the road. If this law is broken you will be fined $150.
Farting in public
I find it hard to believe that there are laws in place for “smell”..I walk in to a public library and I swear everyone must do the turd duty there. Drop the brick? Dang paper work done? Please hold the phone and be sure to wash your hands! All in all please..you so called Law Makers…get a life already! Whats next you gonna ban invisible ink?
State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations
Plantations is a slaver term which they forgot to remove as the official name for Rhode Island. It is definately outdated.
Out law unneccesary auto noise
All this noise coming from people revving up motorcycles and playing boom boom box’s in cars should be totally illegal with servery penaltys such as permanently losing there licence as well as their vehicles
Dave’s Act 2009
in regards to a vast increase in people being called dave, we are now banning people being called dave, saying the name dave or even being dave. the daves increased to fill public service jobs where once upon a time, daves were underrepresented. so birth mother were required to call everyone dave, even if they were a girl…NO especilly if they were a girl.
its iilegal to plant a bomb inside burger king
its iilegal to plant a bomb inside burger king.
Editors Note: Yeah no kidding!
Killing ladybugs on tuesdays
murdering a ladybug with a calculator and a compass in the state of New Mexico is illegal on Tuesdays. If you use a sledgehammer, however, it is totally legal.
No being a pirate
If you are wearing a shirt with skulls on it; it should be illegal in louisiana
Vermont State Hospital for the Criminally Insaine
It is still legal for psychologist from UVM to conduct research on prisoners (detainees) in a mental hospital/jail where it is not clear they are able to consent. The CIA Project MKULTRA still alive and well in Vermont. It is a dark secret just being revealed and has caused debate over dungons for the insaine. The ethics of the treatment of the mentally ill are are still being debated in Vermont till this day. It is also ok to mix criminals with patients here. The real use of the State Hospital building is thought of to be a old American Nazi Concentration Camp started by a double agent working for the US Army who came back from Germany and worked at Vermont State Hospital. It is dumb that the law supports such crulty.