Stupid Laws
It’s illegal to fall asleep under a hair dryer
both you and the salon owner can be fined for this offence
Rollerblading in the sun illegal
Rollerblading when the sun is out on public roads is illegal.
Driving on sidewalks prohibited
Driving your car on a sidewalk is strictly prohibited unless a driveway crosses such sidewalk.
Sec. 12-43. Vehicles not to be driven on sidewalks.
The driver of a vehicle shall not drive upon any sidewalk area, except on driveways across such sidewalks.
(Code 1974, � 14-8)
It’s illegal to sell your children as sex slaves
However, the language of the law confines the illegal activity as sex related, so I suppose it’s legal to sell your children simply as slaves labor? More…
Visiting the dead after midnight prohibited
You are prohibited from visiting the cemetery between the hours of 12:00 to 6:00 am.
Sec. 5-13. Prohibited hours for entry.
It shall be unlawful for any person to enter or remain upon the premises of city cemeteries, whether on foot, by means of a vehicle, or otherwise, between the hours of 12:00 midnight and 6:00 a.m. each and every day, except for law enforcement personnel and other city employees while on official business.
(Code 1974, � 5-11; Ord. of 1-5-89(1))
Joy riding in cemeteries illegal
It is illegal to joy ride through a cemetery.
Sec. 5-8. Use of vehicles.
It shall be unlawful for any person to enter the city cemeteries with a vehicle, except for the purposes of carrying material to make graves, building monuments, carrying tombstones or other material for ornamental purposes, transporting a dead body for interment, conveying therefrom a dead body exhumed, or other legitimate business related to the city cemeteries.
(Code 1974, 5-11; Ord. of 1-5-89(1))
Daisy Dukes illegal
Women are required to wear cloths that total to 16 yards. Wearing daisy dukes would definitely send you to jail!
It’s illegal to annoy the community in Florida
So much for the freedom of speech…Â Â Officer, please arrest him he’s annoying me.
Don’t Get a DWW – Drinking While Walking
The city of Burlington bans you from walking around with a “Drink” in hand.
Urinating and defecating in public = misdemeanor
For anyone with urinating and defecating problems, this might be a law they’d have to break every now and then.
Boston Bathing Laws
Citizens of Boston are not allowed to take baths nor is anyone allowed to take a bath on Sunday.
It’s illegal to have sex in Florida
This law doesn’t even have the language of “with another person” in it so it’s illegal to even masturbate.