Stupid Laws

It’s illegal to fall asleep under a hair dryer

both you and the salon owner can be fined for this offence

Filed in: Florida

Rollerblading in the sun illegal

Rollerblading when the sun is out on public roads is illegal.

Filed in: Elon College

Driving on sidewalks prohibited

Driving your car on a sidewalk is strictly prohibited unless a driveway crosses such sidewalk.

Sec. 12-43. Vehicles not to be driven on sidewalks.

The driver of a vehicle shall not drive upon any sidewalk area, except on driveways across such sidewalks.

(Code 1974, � 14-8)

Filed in: Dunn

It’s illegal to sell your children as sex slaves

However, the language of the law confines the illegal activity as sex related, so I suppose it’s legal to sell your children simply as slaves labor? More…

Filed in: Florida

Visiting the dead after midnight prohibited

You are prohibited from visiting the cemetery between the hours of 12:00 to 6:00 am.

Sec. 5-13. Prohibited hours for entry.

It shall be unlawful for any person to enter or remain upon the premises of city cemeteries, whether on foot, by means of a vehicle, or otherwise, between the hours of 12:00 midnight and 6:00 a.m. each and every day, except for law enforcement personnel and other city employees while on official business.

(Code 1974, � 5-11; Ord. of 1-5-89(1))

Filed in: Dunn

Joy riding in cemeteries illegal

It is illegal to joy ride through a cemetery.

Sec. 5-8. Use of vehicles.

It shall be unlawful for any person to enter the city cemeteries with a vehicle, except for the purposes of carrying material to make graves, building monuments, carrying tombstones or other material for ornamental purposes, transporting a dead body for interment, conveying therefrom a dead body exhumed, or other legitimate business related to the city cemeteries.

(Code 1974, 5-11; Ord. of 1-5-89(1))

Filed in: Dunn

Daisy Dukes illegal

Women are required to wear cloths that total to 16 yards.  Wearing daisy dukes would definitely send you to jail!

Filed in: Charlotte

It’s illegal to annoy the community in Florida

So much for the freedom of speech…   Officer, please arrest him he’s annoying me.

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Filed in: Florida

Don’t Get a DWW – Drinking While Walking

The city of Burlington bans you from walking around with a “Drink” in hand.

Filed in: Burlington

Urinating and defecating in public = misdemeanor

For anyone with urinating and defecating problems, this might be a law they’d have to break every now and then.

Filed in: Chapel Hill

Boston Bathing Laws

Citizens of Boston are not allowed to take baths nor is anyone allowed to take a bath on Sunday.

Filed in: Boston

It’s illegal to have sex in Florida

This law doesn’t even have the language of “with another person” in it so it’s illegal to even masturbate.

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Filed in: Florida