It’s illegal to have more then 2 dildos in a house
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Do the ones your girlfriend carries count towards that 2 limit?
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April 2nd, 2007 at 2:58 pm
no the law shud be at least 20!!!
go ahead send me to jail ill get out and do it again and again and again!!
love ya -jennifer!!!!
peace out dog!
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May 17th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
Darn!….now I have to choose wich 2 I want to keep and rid of the another 6!…It’s not fair
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November 7th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Wattt da fuk… no wonder da cops took me to jail 4 no reason… now i know y… Shit dat is not gana stop me 4rm ordern a 24 pack of dildos…
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January 1st, 2008 at 4:37 pm
STUPID!!!!!!
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May 21st, 2008 at 7:05 pm
i think a house is for whatever a person wants to keep in it. It makes sense to keep it away from the public, but your house?
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June 2nd, 2008 at 2:45 am
shit! dont those damn pigs know anything about tripple-anail stimulation?!
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July 21st, 2008 at 6:43 pm
it was probably a law used to get pimps or prostitutes in jail when they couldn’t prove them of their crime. If the raided a house and found 2 then you go to jail.
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November 24th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Bad nuf thay sent yu ta gel for weed butt now for dildoes
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August 1st, 2010 at 3:49 am
and also illegal to have less than one?
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August 26th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Do strap on’s count?
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August 28th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
FTW!! I heard about this law from a friend,I didnt think it was true!!! glad I didnt bet her!! XDD
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