It’s illegal to have more then 2 dildos in a house
Do the ones your girlfriend carries count towards that 2 limit?
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Your dildos can’t look real!
- Annoying others in your house while intoxicated is illegal
- 8 Women per house limit.
- You must park your horse at the lobby of the county court house
- Can’t ride in a trailer when it’s moving
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no the law shud be at least 20!!!
go ahead send me to jail ill get out and do it again and again and again!!
love ya -jennifer!!!!
peace out dog!
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jennifer ellis
April 2, 2007
Darn!….now I have to choose wich 2 I want to keep and rid of the another 6!…It’s not fair
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Carlos
May 17, 2007
Wattt da fuk… no wonder da cops took me to jail 4 no reason… now i know y… Shit dat is not gana stop me 4rm ordern a 24 pack of dildos…
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sha_nay_nay
November 7, 2007
STUPID!!!!!!
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Loran Staley
January 1, 2008
i think a house is for whatever a person wants to keep in it. It makes sense to keep it away from the public, but your house?
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Antoinette
May 21, 2008
shit! dont those damn pigs know anything about tripple-anail stimulation?!
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TORI Reply:
October 3rd, 2010 at 5:40 pm
SERIOUSLY! my fav call me sometime!
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shane
June 2, 2008
it was probably a law used to get pimps or prostitutes in jail when they couldn’t prove them of their crime. If the raided a house and found 2 then you go to jail.
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carlos
July 21, 2008
Bad nuf thay sent yu ta gel for weed butt now for dildoes
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Gertrude
November 24, 2008
and also illegal to have less than one?
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Bernard
August 1, 2010
Do strap on’s count?
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Pam
August 26, 2010
FTW!! I heard about this law from a friend,I didnt think it was true!!! glad I didnt bet her!! XDD
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Kuro
August 28, 2010
WTF! i guess no more dildo sex parties at my house guys! we gots to find a new place… anyone willing? lemme no and we can work something out. for real!!
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TORI
October 3, 2010
I guess that stops Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and George W. Bush from being roommates.
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Wolf
January 13, 2011
How many dildos can you have at a dildo party? Cos 2 dildos between like 1500 people is rediculas!!
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Sarah
January 2, 2012