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	<title>Stupid Laws &#038; Dumb Laws</title>
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		<title>State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Plantations is a slaver term which they forgot to remove as the official name for Rhode Island. It is definately outdated.
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		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/state-of-rhode-island-and-providence-plantations/</link>
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		<title>Out law unneccesary auto noise</title>
		<description><![CDATA[All this noise coming from people revving up motorcycles and playing boom boom box&#8217;s in cars should be totally  illegal with servery penaltys such as permanently losing there licence as well as their vehicles
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		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/out-law-unneccesary-auto-noise/</link>
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		<title>Dave&#8217;s Act 2009</title>
		<description><![CDATA[in regards to a vast increase in people being called dave, we are now banning people being called dave, saying the name dave or even being dave. the daves increased to fill public service jobs where once upon a time, daves were underrepresented. so birth mother were required to call everyone dave, even if they [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/daves-act-2009/</link>
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		<title>its iilegal to plant a bomb inside burger king</title>
		<description><![CDATA[its iilegal to plant a bomb inside burger king.
Editors Note: Yeah no kidding!
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		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-iilegal-to-plant-a-bomb-inside-burger-king/</link>
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		<title>Killing ladybugs on tuesdays</title>
		<description><![CDATA[murdering a ladybug with a calculator and a compass in the state of New Mexico is illegal on Tuesdays. If you use a sledgehammer, however, it is totally legal.
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		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/murdering-ladybugs-on-tuesdays/</link>
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		<title>No being a pirate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you are wearing a shirt with skulls on it; it should be illegal in louisiana
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		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-being-a-pirate-2/</link>
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		<title>Vermont State Hospital for the Criminally Insaine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is still legal for psychologist from UVM to conduct research on prisoners (detainees) in a mental hospital/jail where it is not clear they are able to consent. The CIA Project MKULTRA still alive and well in Vermont. It is a dark secret just being revealed and has caused debate over dungons for the insaine. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/vermont-state-hospital-for-the-criminally-insaine/</link>
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		<title>Mandatory Fake Orgasm; Tax Credit; Exemption</title>
		<description><![CDATA[a) All lobbyists registered under the Fair Political Practices Act shall, while performing or planning to perform, any sex with an elected official, shall not reach actual orgasm, but shall make sounds, movements and facial expressions of simulated orgasm.
b) The costs of procurement, application and cleaning of personal lubricant products shall be a credit against [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/mandatory-fake-orgasm-tax-credit-exemption/</link>
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		<title>you may not throw a elephant out of a plane at heights exceeding 5000 feet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[you may not throw a elephant out of a plane at heights exceeding 5000 feet, anyone who brakes this law will be required to clean up and pay for all damages as well as pay for replacement of the elephant.
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		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/you-may-not-throw-a-elephant-out-of-a-plane-at-heights-exceeding-5000-feet/</link>
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		<title>YOU CAN NOT FART POOP PEE OR WIPE BOOGERS ON PEOPLE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is completely nasty and if you fart, poop, pee or wipe boogers on people you will be grossed and will go to jail.
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		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/you-can-not-fart-poop-pee-or-wipe-boogers-on-people/</link>
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		<title>Speed Limits in 55+ Adult Communities</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I live in a 55 plus community that has a 25 mph speed limit.  OK  I could understand that on the small streets but this is the case on long streets that don&#8217;t even have a single driveway.  Many of us still work and of course its the older, retired with nothing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/speed-limits-in-adult-community/</link>
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		<title>Washington&#8217;s got your back, exept for on Sundays. No buying mattresses on Sundays.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the state of Washington nobody is allowed to buy a mattress online, at the store, or anywhere. Funny thing is though&#8230;isn&#8217;t Sunday the day of rest!!
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		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/washingtons-got-your-back-exept-for-on-sundays-no-buying-mattresses-on-sundays/</link>
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		<title>The pig fart law</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Its illegal to fart within a 5 feet radius of a pig
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		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/the-pig-fart-law/</link>
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		<title>Streamwood Parking Law</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the village of Streamwood, IL, you are subject to a $15 fine if you block the sidewalk when parked in your driveway.  
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		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/streamwood-parking-law-2/</link>
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		<title>Law Against Eating Ham</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Reno, NV &#8211; you cannot eat ham after 6pm on the 3rd tusday of march,june,september,and december
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		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/ham-law/</link>
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