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		<title>It should be illegal to bring peanuts to school</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Because some kids are allergic to peanuts, it should be illegal for anyone to bring them to school. Punishment should be in the form of waterboarding!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/it-is-illegal-to-brng-peanuts-to-school/</link>
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		<title>Cigarette Butt Cleanliness Law</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Drivers who throw out cigarette butts at stoplights will be required to clean up cigarette butts at stoplights while wearing a dunce cap for 10 hours and have to eat 10 cigarette butts.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/cigarette-butt-cleanliness/</link>
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		<title>Its illegal if your a midget and you dress up as a lephercaun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Fresno, Califronia &#8211; If you are found committing this crime you will be tackled by the k-9 unit.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-if-your-a-midget-and-you-dress-up-as-a-lephercaun/</link>
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		<title>No Skirt Wearing in Bethany, Missouri</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While in Bethany Missouri, it is illegal for any black men to wear skirts while driving a truck.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/bethany-missouri-no-skirt-wearing/</link>
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		<title>You cannot stumble while walking main street.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Antonito, Colorado you cannot stumble or swagger while walking down main street. Teens, Drunks and Bums beware Antonito should have a no stumbling law so that everyone walks straight as they walk down main street!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/cannot-stumble-while-walking-main-street/</link>
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		<title>No eating bugs on Sunday or January 9th</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No eating bugs of any kind on Sundays or January 9th. Residents of California shall not eat any types of insects, bugs or creepy crawlers, escpecially no eating grasshoppers or crickets. Punishment for eating bugs on Sunday or the no bug eating day of January 9th shall result in a 2nd degree misdemeanor charge!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-eating-bugs-on-sunday-or-january-9th/</link>
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		<title>No baths between March and October</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Your not allowed to take BATHS from March trough October, doing so is a serious offense and will be met with a swift punishment.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-baths-between-march-through-october/</link>
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		<title>Glenn Beck Prohibition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Glenn Beck is hereto forthwith declared illegal. &#8220;Glenn Beck&#8221; will be described from for all purposes of this document as: &#160; 1. Having between 10% and 50% of the voting adult population as audience.* 2. Crying on nation television 3. Delivering ultimatums to the Whitehouse 4. Accusing US senators of being terrorists 5. Asking questions [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/glenn-beck-prohibition/</link>
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		<title>Requesting Obama&#8217;s Birth Certificate May Soon Be Illegal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If a newly proposed law in Hawaii gets passed, requesting a copy of the Barack Obama&#8217;s birth certificate will soon be ignored. The Hawaiian state House Judiciary Committee heard a bill Tuesday permitting government officials to ignore people who won&#8217;t give up. &#160; The states gets 20-50 requests for a copy of his birth certificate [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/requesting-obamas-birth-certificate-may-soon-be-illegal/</link>
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		<title>People Who Are Caught Cheating</title>
		<description><![CDATA[People Who Are Caught Cheating Are Subjected To Public Humiliation.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/people-who-are-caught-cheating/</link>
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		<title>Fat people have to wear a sticker saying  Caution wide turns</title>
		<description><![CDATA[if you weigh more than 250 pounds and under 6 ft tall you have to were a sticker saying &#8220;CAUTION WIDE TURNS&#8221; on your butt]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/fat-people-have-to-wear-a-sticker-saying-caution-wide-turns/</link>
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		<title>Uniform Christmas Code</title>
		<description><![CDATA[That the last Monday of December every year be declared Christmas Sunday to allow for uniform observance of a now secular holiday in every state of the union, excepting Texas and Mississippi in which states Christmas will be observed om the last Friday of every December to allow for longer weekends and to comply with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/uniform-christmas-code/</link>
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		<title>You may not leave grass clippings on your sidewalk or the road.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Lacon, IL you cannot put grass clippings on your sidewalk or the road. If this law is broken you will be fined $150.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/you-may-not-leave-grass-clippings-on-your-sidewalk-or-the-road-2/</link>
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		<title>Farting in public</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I find it hard to believe that there are laws in place for &#8220;smell&#8221;..I walk in to a public library and I swear everyone must do the turd duty there. Drop the brick? Dang paper work done? Please hold the phone and be sure to wash your hands! All in all please..you so called Law [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/farting-in-public/</link>
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		<title>State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Plantations is a slaver term which they forgot to remove as the official name for Rhode Island. It is definately outdated.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/state-of-rhode-island-and-providence-plantations/</link>
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