Stupid Laws & Dumb Laws » Texas

Vibrator’s are illegal in Texas

webmaster — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:28:28 +0000

Under a 1973 Texas law, it is prohibited the sale of ““Obscene device[s]” mean[ing] a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.“.Â People have been arrested recently, most notably a store clerk in Lubbock, TX in 2007 & Burleson in 2004.

Must ask permission to eat someones garbage.

webmaster — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 13:37:19 +0000

You are not allowed to eat your nebighors garbage without their permission. Doing so will result in Jail time!

Rear Horse Lights?

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:17:41 +0000

If you ownÂ a horse, you are not allowed to ride said horse at night with out tail lights.

Don’t steal a cow!

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:16:35 +0000

You could be hung, on the spot if you areÂ a cattle thief and get caught.

No flirting with your hands or eyes!

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:15:40 +0000

Whether you are a boy or girl, it’s illegal for you to flirt with your hands or eyes.

Can’t piss on the Alamo!

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:14:36 +0000

Stupid Ozzy Osbourne decided to do this on his show.

Do a U-Turn, you’re going to need to hire a lawyer.

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:05:18 +0000

It’s illegal to do U-turns in Richardson, Texas.

Don’t inside an elevator!

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:01:45 +0000

No obnoxious odors are allowed to be emitted in an elevator.

No Shaved Heads or Mohawks for kids

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:00:29 +0000

The city of Mesquite deemed it illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

No driving within an arms length of alcohol…

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 19:59:09 +0000

Put your drunk passenger in the trunk because it’s illegal even if it’s in someone else’s blood stream. Don’t get that DUI for driving them home!

Don’t drink beer too fast while standing

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 19:51:21 +0000

In LeFors, it is illegal to swallow more than three gulps of beer while standing.

Beer Sale Contradiction Laws

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 19:40:44 +0000

In Houston, the law states that it is illegal for beer to be purchased after midnight on Sunday but,Â it can be purchased on Monday.

No Limburger on Sunday.

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 19:33:00 +0000

The sale of Lumburger cheese is prohibited by law on Sundays.

No shit or fucking in chuch!

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 19:15:34 +0000

It’s illegal to disturb a church service by swearing in Harker Heights.

130.01 DISTURBING RELIGIOUS WORSHIP.

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No person shall by loud or vociferous talking or swearing, or by any other noise, or in any other manner willfully disturb any congregation, or part of a congregation assembled for religious worship and conducting themselves in a lawful manner, nor shall any person willfully disturb in any manner any congregation assembled for the purpose of conducting or participating in a Sunday School or transacting any business relating to or in the interest of religious worship or of a Sunday School, and conducting them-selves in a lawful manner.

Sit on a sidewalk, get a $500 fine!

webmaster — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 19:12:12 +0000

That’s right don’t sit down on that sidewalk or you might be subject to a fine!

Sec. 24-17. Impeding sidewalk.

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It shall be unlawful for a person to stand or sit on a city sidewalk or city right-of-way so as to impede, physically or by intimidation, free and uninterrupted pedestrian passage. A violation of this section shall be a class C misdemeanor and upon conviction shall be punishable by a fine not to exceed five hundred dollars ($500.00).

(Ord. No. 97-104, ï¿½ 2, 12-11-97)

Editor’s note–Ord. No. 97-104, ï¿½ 2, adopted December 11, 1997, amended the Code by adding a new ï¿½ 24-9; in order to prevent the duplication of section numbers, the editor has redesignated the new provisions as ï¿½ 24-17.