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	<title>Stupid Laws &#038; Dumb Laws &#187; Tennessee</title>
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		<title>The Song &#8220;It Ain&#8217;t Goin&#8217; To Rain No Mo&#8221; is outlawed!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is illegal to sing the song &#8220;It Ain&#8217;t Goin&#8217; To Rain No Mo&#8221; in Oneida, Tennessee.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is illegal to sing the song &#8220;It Ain&#8217;t Goin&#8217; To Rain No Mo&#8221; in Oneida, Tennessee.</p>
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		<title>Pinball is for Adults ONLY!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Appearantly pinball is for adults only, at least in Nashville Tennessee where it is a crime to allow anyone under the age of 18 to play with a pinball machine. 11.28.060 Operation of pinball machines. Â  A. It is unlawful for any person having custody or charge of any pinball machine where the same may [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Appearantly pinball is for adults only, at least in Nashville Tennessee where it is a crime to allow anyone under the age of 18 to play with a pinball machine.</p>
<blockquote><p>11.28.060 Operation of pinball machines.</p>
<p>Â </p>
<p>A. It is unlawful for any person having custody or charge of any pinball machine where the same may be operated to permit any minor under the age of eighteen years to play, operate or use any such machine or to loiter about the same.</p>
<p>B. For the purpose of enforcing the provisions of this section, the burden of proof shall be upon any person having control or custody of such machine to establish the age of minors using such machine, and for this purpose the possession of a selective service registration card shall be prima facie evidence of the age of such minor.</p>
<p>C. For the purpose of this section, a &#8220;pinball machine&#8221; shall be defined as a coin-operated gaming device as defined in Title 26, Section 2462, United States Code Annotated. All such gaming devices shall be separated from other coin-operated devices by a partition to insure minors are not allowed nearer than ten feet to the gaming devices. Further, all such machines, as defined herein, shall have a sign placed on the upper right-hand corner of said machine, no less than five inches by eight inches in size, stating that said machine can not be operated by a person under eighteen years of age. For the purpose of this subsection, a &#8220;partition&#8221; shall be defined as a solid nontransparent wall or similar structure designed to prevent persons from entering or exiting, except through a door.</p>
<p>(Prior code ï¿½ 29-1-41)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>No throwing of stones in Nashville</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget skipping stones on the lake in Nashville, the throwing of stones is illegal and a crime. 11.24.090 Throwing stones. Â  No person shall throw stones or other missiles likely to cause breakage of windows of glass or the destruction of property in the area of the metropolitan government. (Prior code ï¿½ 29-1-61)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forget skipping stones on the lake in Nashville, the throwing of stones is illegal and a crime.</p>
<blockquote><p>11.24.090 Throwing stones.</p>
<p>Â </p>
<p>No person shall throw stones or other missiles likely to cause breakage of windows of glass or the destruction of property in the area of the metropolitan government.</p>
<p>(Prior code ï¿½ 29-1-61)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Nashville&#8217;s anti hard-on in public law.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is illegal for a male in Nashville to have an erection in public.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is illegal for a male in Nashville to have an erection in public.</p>
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		<title>Nashville&#8217;s no pets allowed law.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is unlawful to have anyÂ ss a pet in Nashville, Tennessee. Do dogs and elephants count?Â Â Â How about a house plant? 8.16.020 Keeping wildlife&#8211;Prohibited when. Â  It is unlawful for any person to possess wildlife on or about their premises within the area of the metropolitan government except as provided in this chapter. (Prior code ï¿½ [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is unlawful to have anyÂ ss a pet in Nashville, Tennessee. Do dogs and elephants count?Â Â Â How about a house plant?</p>
<blockquote><p>8.16.020 Keeping wildlife&#8211;Prohibited when.</p>
<p>Â </p>
<p>It is unlawful for any person to possess wildlife on or about their premises within the area of the metropolitan government except as provided in this chapter.</p>
<p>(Prior code ï¿½ 8-1-19)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Nashville has a No spitting on sidewalk law.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s illegal to spit on the sidewalks of Nashville. 11.16.080 Spitting in public conveyances. Â  A. It is unlawful for any person to spit upon any part of a public conveyance. B. Public conveyances shall have signs conspicuously displayed, stating in substance that it is a violation of law and decency to spit in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s illegal to spit on the sidewalks of Nashville.</p>
<blockquote><p>11.16.080 Spitting in public conveyances.</p>
<p>Â </p>
<p>A. It is unlawful for any person to spit upon any part of a public conveyance.</p>
<p>B. Public conveyances shall have signs conspicuously displayed, stating in substance that it is a violation of law and decency to spit in the conveyance.</p>
<p>(Prior code ï¿½ 29-1-57)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Panhandler License Law</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before doing any begging in the downtown are of Memphis. The residents of Memphis must really hate the homeless! Sec. 20-28. Panhandling. Â  (a) [Generally.] The purpose of this section and legislation is to regulate and punish violations of the act of panhandling, rather than the status [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before doing any begging in the downtown are of Memphis. The residents of Memphis must really hate the homeless!</p>
<blockquote><p>Sec. 20-28. Panhandling.</p>
<p>Â </p>
<p>(a) [Generally.] The purpose of this section and legislation is to regulate and punish violations of the act of panhandling, rather than the status of the person.</p>
<p>Exclusion. The activities of panhandling do not include a person who passively stands or sits with a sign or other indication that one is seeking donations, without addressing any solicitation to any specific person other than in response to an inquiry by that person.</p>
<p>Nothing in this section shall abrogate, or abridge provisions of City Code, Chapter 30, &#8220;Solicitation of Public Funds,&#8221; or the laws of state and federal government, or those laws regulating non-profit, religious, educational, civic or benevolent organizations.</p>
<p>(b) Definitions. [For the purposes of this section, certain terms shall have the meanings ascribed to them in this paragraph, unless the context clearly indicates otherwise:]</p>
<p>Assault means assaultive offenses as set out in Tennessee Code Annotated sections 39-13-101, 39-13-102 and 39-13-103, and classed as criminal offenses.</p>
<p>For purposes of this City Code section 20-28, &#8220;assault&#8221; does not apply to &#8220;manner of panhandling&#8221; as set out in paragraph (f) hereunder and classed as a misdemeanor.</p>
<p>Aggressively beg means to beg with the intent to intimidate another person into giving money or goods.</p>
<p>Beg means to ask for money or goods as a charity, whether by words, bodily gesture, signs, or other means.</p>
<p>Donation means nay item of value, monetary or otherwise, accepted by a panhandler.</p>
<p>Exempt organizations mean any non-profit, religious, civic or benevolent organization described in Section 501(c) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986.</p>
<p>Intimidate means to engage intentionally in conduct which would make a reasonable person fearful or feel compelled.</p>
<p>Also, for purposes of this section 20-28, a person commits the offense of intimidating others from exercising civil rights who:</p>
<p>(1) Injures or threatens to injure or coerces another person with the intent to unlawfully intimidate another from the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured by the Constitution or laws of the State of Tennessee; or</p>
<p>(2) Inures or threatens to injure or coerces another person with the intent to unlawfully intimidate another because that other exercised any right or privilege secured by the Constitution or laws of the United States or the Constitution or laws of the State of Tennessee.</p>
<p>Obstruct pedestrian or vehicular traffic means when a person without legal privilege, intentionally, knowingly or recklessly walks, stands, sits, lies, or places an object in such a manner as another person or a driver of a vehicle to take evasive action to avoid physical contact.</p>
<p>Acts authorized as an exercise of one&#8217;s constitutional right to picket, or to legally protest, and acts authorized by a permit issued pursuant to this section shall not constitute obstruction of pedestrian or vehicular traffic.</p>
<p>Panhandler is any person, other than an exempt organization, acting on his/her own behalf, requesting an immediate donation of money or exchange of any services; or any person, acting on his/her own behalf, attempting to sell an item for an amount far exceeding its value, or where said item is already offered free-of-charge to the general public, and a reasonable person would understand that the purchase is in substance a donation.</p>
<p>Panhandling is the solicitation of any item of value, monetary or otherwise, made by a person, other than an exempt organization, acting on his/her own behalf, requesting an immediate donation of money or exchange of any services; or any person, acting on his/her own behalf, attempting to sell an item for an amount far exceeding its value, or an item which already offered free-of-charge to the general public, and under circumstances a reasonable person would understand that the purchase is in substance a donation.</p>
<p>Pedestrian interference means the obstruction of pedestrian or vehicular traffic by aggressively begging which impedes the passageway or a pedestrian or vehicular traffic.</p>
<p>Permit means the permit required under this section 20-28.</p>
<p>Public place mean an area generally visible to public view and includes, alleys, bridges, buildings, driveways, parking lots, parks, plazas, sidewalks and streets open to the general public including those that serve food or drink or provide entertainment, and the doorways and entrances to buildings or dwellings and the grounds enclosing them.</p>
<p>(c) Permit required. Any person panhandling within the below described geographical or restricted areas shall be required to have a permit, as issued by the city treasurer, or his designee, in his/her possession at all times, subject to exhibition on demand by any person, and shall be subject to conditions as set out in the following paragraphs (d), (e), (f), (g), (h) and (i).</p>
<p>Restricted geographical areas. Without a permit, persons shall be restricted from panhandling in the following geographical areas:</p>
<p>Main Street Mall, and the connector streets.</p>
<p>Airport complex area.</p>
<p>Public parks, golf course, schools and playgrounds.</p>
<p>Municipal or governmentally owned offices.</p>
<p>Municipally owned recreational and exhibition buildings.</p>
<p>Central Railroad Station, and the connector streets.</p>
<p>Public library facilities.</p>
<p>Mid-South Fairgrounds complex area.</p>
<p>Public or dedicated thoroughfares.</p>
<p>Private properties or shopping malls, unless the owner, lessee, or person-in-charge has granted permission.</p>
<p>(d) Time of panhandling. Any person who panhandles after<br />
sunset or before sunrise is guilty of a misdemeanor.</p>
<p>(e) Place of panhandling. Any person who panhandles when<br />
the person solicited is in any of the following places is<br />
guilty of a misdemeanor:</p>
<p>(1) At any bus, train, or trolley stop;</p>
<p>(2) In any public transportation vehicle or facility<br />
including loading and unloading areas;</p>
<p>(3) In any vehicle on the street;</p>
<p>(4) On private property, unless the panhandler has<br />
permission from the owner or occupant.</p>
<p>(f) Manner of panhandling. Any person who in a public place<br />
panhandles in any of the following ways or manner is guilty<br />
of a misdemeanor:</p>
<p>(1) By using profane or abusive language, either during the<br />
solicitation or following a refusal;</p>
<p>(2) By panhandling in a group of two or more persons;</p>
<p>(3) By any statement, gesture, or other communication which<br />
a reasonable person in the situation of the person<br />
solicited would perceive to be a threat;</p>
<p>(4) By intimidating, obstructing pedestrian or vehicular<br />
traffic;</p>
<p>(5) By assaulting or aggressively begging.</p>
<p>(g) False or misleading solicitation.</p>
<p>(1) Any person who knowingly makes any false, misuse, or<br />
misleading representation in the course of soliciting a<br />
donation is guilty of a misdemeanor. False or misleading<br />
representations include, but are not limited to, the<br />
following:</p>
<p>a. Stating that the donation is needed to meet a specific<br />
need, when the solicitor already has sufficient funds to<br />
meet the need and does not disclose that fact.</p>
<p>b. Stating that the donation is needed to meet a need which<br />
does not exist.</p>
<p>c. Stating that the solicitor is from out of town and<br />
stranded, when that is not true.</p>
<p>d. Wearing a military uniform or other indication of military service, when the solicitor is neither a present nor former member of the service indicated.</p>
<p>e. Wearing or displaying an indication of physical<br />
disability, when the solicitor does not suffer the<br />
disability indicated.</p>
<p>f. Use of any makeup or device to simulate any deformity; or</p>
<p>g. Stating that the solicitor is homeless, when he is not.</p>
<p>h. Stating the donation is for food but in reality is used<br />
for &#8220;sidewalk&#8221; drugs, or illegal contraband.</p>
<p>i. Using and exposing minors/children to hazardous<br />
conditions i.e., cold, heat, animals, weather and/or<br />
strangers, to solicit funds.</p>
<p>j. To offer to sell newspapers, magazines, periodicals,<br />
pamphlets for a price, which are offered free-of-charge to<br />
the general public.</p>
<p>(2) Any person who solicits a donation stating that the<br />
funds are needed for a specific purpose and then spends the<br />
funds received for a different purpose is guilty of a<br />
misdemeanor.</p>
<p>(3) This section and subsection establishes a single<br />
offense. Evidence which establishes beyond a reasonable<br />
double that the defendant violated the section or<br />
subsection is sufficient for conviction and need not<br />
establish which subdivision was violated.</p>
<p>(h) Accosting persons or obstructing traffic. Every person<br />
who commits any of the following acts is guilty of a<br />
misdemeanor:</p>
<p>(1) Who assaults, aggressively begs, intimidates or accosts<br />
other persons in any public place or in any place open to<br />
the public, for the purpose of panhandling or soliciting a<br />
donation for immediate payment as defined in paragraph (b)<br />
above.</p>
<p>(2) Obstructs pedestrian or vehicular traffic, or<br />
interferes at a time when a person, or the vehicle, is not<br />
in a position to walk or drive away.</p>
<p>(3) Who accosts other persons in any public place, or in<br />
any place open to the public, for donations if it is a<br />
general and known fact to all reasonable people that<br />
appropriate institutions, organizations, or charity groups<br />
exist who make available the same daily necessities and<br />
needs at no cost.</p>
<p>(i) Penalties for violation. Any person found violating of<br />
any one or all of the above subsections of section 20-28 is<br />
deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and upon conviction thereof<br />
subject to penalties as set under City Code section 1-8.</p>
<p>(Ord. No. 4211, ï¿½ 1, 12-14-93; Ord. No. 4352, ï¿½ 4, 8-15 95)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Anti Frog Croak Laws</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Memphis, Tennessee; Frogs are not allowed to croak after 11pm. Um, how does one control the sounds that frogs make? This laws sounds just too crazy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Memphis, Tennessee; Frogs are not allowed to croak after 11pm. Um, how does one control the sounds that frogs make? This laws sounds just too crazy.</p>
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		<title>Women can&#8217;t drive cars&#8230;..Unless&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/women-cant-drive-carsunless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women are forbidden from driving cars bylaw unless a man either is running or walking in front of the vehicle waving a red flag to warn approaching motororisits and pedestrians. This is why there shouldn&#8217;t be women drivers, Just kidding! I&#8217;m sure this law was been removed from the statutes. This was in Memphis, Tennessee.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Women are forbidden from driving cars bylaw unless a man either is running or walking in front of the vehicle waving a red flag to warn approaching motororisits and pedestrians. This is why there shouldn&#8217;t be women drivers, Just kidding! I&#8217;m sure this law was been removed from the statutes. This was in Memphis, Tennessee.</p>
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		<title>Lexington TN Sidewalk Laws</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 21:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One may notÂ eat Ice Cream on a Sidewal.Â  You also can&#8217;t carry an ice cream cone in your pocket for some reason. One may not spot on the sidewalk.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One may notÂ eat Ice Cream on a Sidewal.Â  You also can&#8217;t carry an ice cream cone in your pocket for some reason.</p>
<p>One may not spot on the sidewalk.</p>
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		<title>Definition of Drunk in Lexington? Unable to hold onto the ground.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 21:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Lexington]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One would be consider sober, by law, until he or she could not hold onto the ground. Whatever that means, but I like the sound of it. Alcoholics rejoice!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One would be consider sober, by law, until he or she could not hold onto the ground. Whatever that means, but I like the sound of it. Alcoholics rejoice!</p>
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		<title>In Lenior County: Fire your gun at the stop sign!</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/in-lenior-county-fire-your-gun-at-the-stop-sign/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 21:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Lenior County]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, in Lenior Country, you were required to pull out your gun and fire it out the window to warn oncoming horse carriages that you were coming.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once upon a time, in Lenior Country, you were required to pull out your gun and fire it out the window to warn oncoming horse carriages that you were coming.</p>
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		<title>All commercial entities must have a hitching post in front of thier building.</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/all-commercial-entities-must-have-a-hitching-post-in-front-of-thier-building/</link>
		<comments>http://www.idiotlaws.com/all-commercial-entities-must-have-a-hitching-post-in-front-of-thier-building/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 21:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Knoxville]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Better get started on putting that hitching post up oustide your office building in Knowville, Tennessee.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Better get started on putting that hitching post up oustide your office building in Knowville, Tennessee.</p>
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		<title>No squawking like a Parrot in Bars</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-squawking-like-a-parrot-in-bars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-squawking-like-a-parrot-in-bars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 21:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Kimball]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bar owners areÂ forbidden from letting customers make loudÂ and unusual noices inside the bar. 8-105 Prohibited conduct or activities by beer permit holders It shall be unlawful for any beer permit holder to: (1) Allow any loud, unusual, or obnoxious noises to emanate from his premises. (Ord. #78, Jan. 1991, modified)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bar owners areÂ forbidden from letting customers make loudÂ and unusual noices inside the bar.</p>
<blockquote><p>8-105 Prohibited conduct or activities by beer permit holders</p>
<p>It shall be unlawful for any beer permit holder to:</p>
<p>(1) Allow any loud, unusual, or obnoxious noises to emanate from his premises.</p>
<p>(Ord. #78, Jan. 1991, modified)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>In Fayette County: 5 Broken Cars per property Limit.</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotlaws.com/in-fayette-county-5-broken-cars-per-property-limit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 21:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Fayette County]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The law statesÂ that no property shall have more than five inoperable vehicles at one time.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The law statesÂ that no property shall have more than five inoperable vehicles at one time.</p>
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