Stupid Laws & Dumb Laws » Pennsylvania

No Horses on Parking Meters

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:43:46 +0000

Don’t tie your horse onto a parking meter in Tarentum, I wonder if the Homish do this.

The Anti Backwards Eating Peanut Law

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:42:40 +0000

In Ridley Park, Pennslyvania, it is illegal to walk backwards while eating pea nuts infront of Barnstormers Auditorium while a performance is going on.

No Donkeys on the Trolly Cars.

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:41:17 +0000

It is against the law to bring a donkey or mule onto a trolly car in Pittsburgh, PA.

Illegal to wear cosmetics.

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:33:51 +0000

It is illegal in Morrisville for a woman to wear any kind of cosmetics (make-up) without acquiring a special permit.

Don’t shoot stray dogs!

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:07:58 +0000

One is not allowed to shoot stray dogs wandering the streets.

Fire Hydrant Check-up Law

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:07:17 +0000

All fire hydrants must get checked at a minimum of 1 hour before all fires.Â Ok then, idiots run the fire department.

No Baggy Pants law in Connellsville

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:06:17 +0000

You are not allowed to wear pants that are lower than than 5 inches below the waist.

Yearly Parking laws in Carlisle

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:05:15 +0000

If you want to park in the middle of town, you must pay a $50 annual fee to do so.

Bingo Operator Restrictions

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:03:35 +0000

You cannot run a bingo operation in Bensalem if you’ve been conviced of a felony.

Sec. 105-13. Prohibited persons.

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No distributor nor any person who has been convicted of a felony or of a violation of the Bingo Law or of this chapter or of any comparable state or federal law shall have a pecuniary interest in the operation or proceeds of games of chance.

(Ord. No. 89-0-7, 8-21-89)

No Public Woodys Allowed in Allentown

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:00:49 +0000

Men are not allowed to get publically aroused.

Pennsylvania Fishing Laws

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:59:54 +0000

You may only catch a fish with your mouth, no other body parts allowed. (rod & reel are ok)

You cannot use dynamite to catch fish.

You can fish on your own land without a permit but you can’t hunt on your own land without a permit.

Pennsylvania Liquor store Law

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:58:08 +0000

All liquor stores in Pennsylvania shall be run by the states government.

No getting married drunk!

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:56:55 +0000

Ministers are not allowed to perform a marriage when either the bride or groom are drunk.

No fireworks for residents

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:48:52 +0000

If you live in another state you can goto Pennsylvania to buy fireworks at a firewoks store but not if you are a resident of Pennsylvania.

No singing in the bathtub

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:47:57 +0000

There goes any chance of you getting a singing contract!Â No singing in the bathtub allowed!