Stupid Laws & Dumb Laws » Oregon http://www.idiotlaws.com Stupid Laws that Actually Exist Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:57:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Permits needed for dog meetings! http://www.idiotlaws.com/permits-needed-for-dog-meetings/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/permits-needed-for-dog-meetings/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:51:22 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/permits-needed-for-dog-meetings/ Dogs are not allowed to be in groups of three or more on private property without have the mayor signing a special permit.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/permits-needed-for-dog-meetings/feed/ 0 No Shrink Law! http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-shrink-law/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-shrink-law/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:37:30 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-shrink-law/ Occording to Yamhill Oregon’s occult laws, it is illegal to analyze another person! No shrinks or counselors!

5.08.110 Occult Arts.

 

(A) “Occult arts” means the use or practice of fortune
telling, astrology, phrenology, palmistry, clairvoyance,
mesmerism, spiritualism, or any other practice or practices
generally recognized to be unsound and unscientific whereby
an attempt or pretense is made:

(1) To reveal or analyze past incidents or events.

(2) To analyze or define the character or personality of a
person.

(3) To foretell or reveal the future.

(4) To locate by such means lost or stolen property.

(5) To give advice or information concerning any matter or
event.

(B) No person shall for hire or profit engage in the
practice of occult arts, either public or private.

(C) Nothing in this section shall be construed to prohibit
or prevent:

(1) A duly organized and recognized religious organization
which promulgates religious teachings or beliefs involving
spiritualism or similar media from holding its regular
meetings or services.

(2) A school, church, fraternal, charitable or other
benevolent organization from utilizing occult arts for a
bazaar or other money-raising project, provided that all
money so received is devoted exclusively to the
organization sponsoring the affair. In such case, the money
so received shall be considered as a donation for
benevolent and charitable purposes.

(D) Violation of this Section is considered to be
an “unclassified misdemeanor”.

(Ord. 361, �10, 1985; Ord. O-430, �1(part), 1998)

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-shrink-law/feed/ 1 No Drink Sharing Law http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-drink-sharing-law/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-drink-sharing-law/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:24:44 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-drink-sharing-law/ It is illegal for more than two people to share a single beverage.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-drink-sharing-law/feed/ 0 No sex allowed http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-sex-allowed/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-sex-allowed/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:24:07 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-sex-allowed/ One must acquire a special permit if any animals are to have six  within the city of Stanfield. Get the permit before fucking!

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-sex-allowed/feed/ 3 No Dinosaur Law! http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-dinosaur-law/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-dinosaur-law/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:22:23 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-dinosaur-law/ It’s illegal to own a reptile unless it’s a pet or in a school / city facility like a zoo.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-dinosaur-law/feed/ 4 Women can’t wrestle http://www.idiotlaws.com/women-cant-wrestle/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/women-cant-wrestle/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:07:19 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/women-cant-wrestle/ In Salem, Oregon women cannot wrestle.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/women-cant-wrestle/feed/ 1 Sled Riders can’t hand onto cars. http://www.idiotlaws.com/sled-riders-cant-hand-onto-cars/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/sled-riders-cant-hand-onto-cars/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:06:11 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/sled-riders-cant-hand-onto-cars/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/sled-riders-cant-hand-onto-cars/feed/ 0 No trucks allowed to be parked http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-trucks-allowed-to-be-parked/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-trucks-allowed-to-be-parked/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:01:40 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-trucks-allowed-to-be-parked/ Portland bans trucks  from parking on the street and breakers of this law are subject to a fine  or ticket.

16.70.450 Off-Street Parking Required for Trucks.

 

A person owning or controlling any truck or truck trailer must provide at his or her own expense complete off-street parking facilities for the storage of all such equipment.

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]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-skating-pissing-allowed/feed/ 0 Anti Whistling Law http://www.idiotlaws.com/anti-whistling-law/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/anti-whistling-law/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:59:30 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/anti-whistling-law/ One is not allowed to whistle underwater.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/anti-whistling-law/feed/ 0 No Weddings at a skating rink allowed. http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-weddings-at-a-skating-rink-allowed/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-weddings-at-a-skating-rink-allowed/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:58:50 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-weddings-at-a-skating-rink-allowed/ It is against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed  at a skating rink.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-weddings-at-a-skating-rink-allowed/feed/ 0 The shoelace law of Portland, Oregon http://www.idiotlaws.com/the-shoelace-law-of-portland-oregon/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/the-shoelace-law-of-portland-oregon/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:58:04 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/the-shoelace-law-of-portland-oregon/ In Portland, one is not allowed to walk down a street with their shoelaces untied, it is against the law.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/the-shoelace-law-of-portland-oregon/feed/ 2 Myrtle Creek: Kangaroo Boxing Laws http://www.idiotlaws.com/myrtle-creek-kangaroo-boxing-laws/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/myrtle-creek-kangaroo-boxing-laws/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:57:15 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/myrtle-creek-kangaroo-boxing-laws/ One may not engage in any type of boxing, including kickboxing with a kangaroo in Myrtle Creek, Oregon.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/myrtle-creek-kangaroo-boxing-laws/feed/ 0 Anti Doughnut Walking Laws http://www.idiotlaws.com/anti-doughnut-walking-laws/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/anti-doughnut-walking-laws/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 14:45:46 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/anti-doughnut-walking-laws/ In Marion, it is illegal to eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/anti-doughnut-walking-laws/feed/ 5 Klamath River Snake Protection Laws http://www.idiotlaws.com/klamath-river-snake-protection-laws/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/klamath-river-snake-protection-laws/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 14:28:25 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/klamath-river-snake-protection-laws/ In the area  of Klamath River, Oregon, a person may not walk down the sidewalk and knock a snakes head of with their cane.

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