Stupid Laws & Dumb Laws » Oklahoma

No horses in city hall!

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:59:24 +0000

Residents of Yukon, OklahomaÂ should know that one is not allowed to bring a horse and tie it up in front of city hall.

You must tie up your car!

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:58:24 +0000

Laws in Wynona, Oklahoma, state that your car (mode of transportation)Â must be tied upÂ while not in use.

No Aligators Downtown Law

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:57:07 +0000

Aligators are forbidden from entering downtown Tulsa, Oklahoma. Don’t bring your pet aligator to Tulsa, it’s against the law.

No Naked Blackjack!

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:46:30 +0000

Women are forbidden from gambling while wearing noÂ clothing or in skimpy clothing like lingerie. No toga poker, no nude slot machines either….how lame!

Stinkbombs Outlawed!

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:42:26 +0000

according to the Prohibition of Stink Bombs Law.

30-371. Prohibition of stink bombs.

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(a) No person shall sell or offer for sale, either as an individual or as an officer, member, agent, servant, or employee of any firm, partnership, association, or corporation, nor shall any person possess, within the City limits, a novelty item, commonly sknown as a stink bomb, that when activated gives off a distinct and noxious odor.

(b) Each sale, attempted sale or possession shall constitute a separate offense against the City and, upon conviction thereof, may be chargeable as such.

(Ord. No. 16778, ï¿½ 1(21-3.1, 21-3.2), 7-13-82; Ord. No. 17026, ï¿½ 1, 1-18-83; Code 1980, ï¿½ 30-281)

Casket Tipping not Allowed

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:41:35 +0000

Individuals are not allowed to tip over caskets during a funeral.

30-84. Disturbing funerals.

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No person shall willfully disturb, interrupt or disquiet any assemblage of people who have met for the purpose of any funeral, or obstruct or detain any person or persons engaged in carrying or accompanying any dead body of a human being to a place of burial.

(Code 1970, ï¿½ 21-6(b); Code 1980, ï¿½ 30-84)

No Hypnotizing Models

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:40:24 +0000

It is highly illegal to display anyÂ hypnotized person in a window.

Raping of vehicles prohibited

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:24:07 +0000

Nonone mayÂ fondle or molest a vehicle in Clinton, Oklahoma.

No balls allowed!

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:22:34 +0000

It is highly agains th the law to throw or bat a ball on any public streets.

Section 12-92 Ballplaying in public streets prohibited.

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It shall be unlawful for any person to pitch or bat a ball on the public streets of this city.

(Code 1978, ï¿½ 9.32.020)

Two pussy per person law!

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:20:52 +0000

Bartlesville, OK has strict laws governing the number of bitches and pussies any person can own.

Section 3-25 Keeping of dogs and cats restricted.

A. It shall be unlawful for any person, firm or corporation that owns, leases or controls any premises within the city to maintain on said premises more than a total of two (2) dogs and two (2) cats over the age of six (6) months outside of the primary dwelling unit. This provision shall not apply to agriculturally zoned properties. Any owner having more than the above prescribed number of dogs or cats prior to May 1, 1996 or the first date of residency thereafter within the city and who can verify their ownership by way of rabies certificates may continue with the same animals without penalty.

B. The city shall not regulate the number or type of animals that are maintained within a primary dwelling unit; provided, that all such animals shall have a current rabies vaccination as required in this chapter and be maintained in compliance with sections 3-11 through 3-13. Provided further, it shall be unlawful to maintain any number of animals within a dwelling unit in such a way that the conditions of the dwelling unit constitute a nuisance or health hazard and threat to the occupants or welfare of the animals maintained. Nothing in this subsection shall be construed to permit any person to maintain any dangerous animal, whether inside or outside a dwelling unit.

(Ord. No. 3008, 4-26-99)

Dress like a Miami Dolphins fan in Ada Oklahoma

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:19:02 +0000

and you could be put in jail! They take their football seriously!

Johns in the Paper!

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:08:02 +0000

While it’s common knowledge anyone soliciting a hooker is illegal, what is not so common is the fact that their name and pictureÂ Â must be shown on television if they are arrested.

Oklahoma hates blowjobs!

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:06:34 +0000

There will be no oral sex of any kind in the prudish state of Oklahoma or face a year in jail and a $2,500 fine.Â I sure hope the girls go toÂ out-of-state schools, no wonder the divorce rate is so high in America!

Don’t be ugly to a dog!

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:04:12 +0000

You are not allowed to make weird facial expressions to any dog you could be fined or put in jail.

No reading Playboy while driving

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:02:59 +0000

It is highly illegal to read Playboy, Hustler, Jugs or another other reading material while driving.