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Ohio constitution bans idiots from voting

webmaster — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:47:12 +0000

Back when the Ohio constitution was written in 1802, the mentally ill were referred to as idiots rather then to more politically correct terms used today. So, it was written in the constitution that idiots were banned from voting. However, such provisions did not apply to those running for office, so it’s possible to elect an idiot into office.

Taxi Cab surfing prohibited

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 22:05:10 +0000

Standing on the roof of a moving taxi cab is strictly prohibited.

Throwing a lizard or snake at someone is illegal

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 22:04:01 +0000

Lizards and snakes are not to be thrown at anyone.

Banned if you do, banned if you don’t

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 22:02:42 +0000

Catch 22s are banned from this town.Â You are not allowed to inquire about which came first, the chicken or the egg.

Animal cruelty allowed for police officers

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:57:35 +0000

If a dog is barking too loud, a cop is allowed to bite the dog to shut him up.

Stripping in front of picture is illegal

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:55:16 +0000

A woman cannot take her cloths off if she is standing in front of a picture of a man.

Nascar racing is illegal

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:53:54 +0000

Driving around the town square more than 101 times in a single day is illegal.

Skateboarding is illegal if you don’t notify the police

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:52:04 +0000

You must notify the city police before you decide to go skateboarding.

No duck parades

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:50:43 +0000

Old McDonald cannot be paraded his ducks down Ohio Avenue in McDonald, Ohio.

Horses requires a speedometer

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:49:14 +0000

It is illegal to run your horse over five mph.Â Ride Mr. Ed at a safe speed.

Maps without Lima city is prohibited

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:47:52 +0000

All maps that do not clearly show Lima city is prohibited from being sold.

It’s illegal for men to wear panties

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:46:36 +0000

Cross-dressing in the town ofÂ Ironton is not allowed and will send you to jail.

Honking once is okay, 4 times will send you to jail

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:44:46 +0000

You could face time in jail if you honk excessively in Fairview Park.

Hunting license required to trap mice

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:42:35 +0000

A hunting license is required for anyone who plans on catching mice.

No lesbian strap-on anal orgies allowed

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:34:10 +0000

Having intercourse in the rear is strictly prohibited.