Stupid Laws & Dumb Laws » Colorado

It’s illegal to crash into a lift tower or a sign when skiing

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:19:47 +0000

I guess they have alot of cops hanging out at the bunny slops to fill those easy quota’s

5-5-3: SKIER DUTIES:

D. Avoid Obstacles: Each skier shall stay clear of snow-grooming equipment, all vehicles, lift towers, signs, and any other equipment on the ski slopes and trails.

Cats must be fitted with tail light if it sneaks out of the house

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:14:06 +0000

so do you think they carry cat tail lights at petsmart?

It’s illegal to allow dandelion grow in the city

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:11:34 +0000

Better keep that weed killer handy or you might go to jail.

It’s illegal to keep certain animals in the city

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:09:33 +0000

But, I guess it’s legal to keep lions and tigers in the city?

Sec. 6.16.020. Keeping of certain animals prohibited.

A. It is unlawful for any person to maintain or to keep any cattle, sheep, goats, swine, chickens, horses or other livestock within the city, except in areas zoned for such use as provided in the zoning regulations. The keeping of such animals within areas of the city not specifically excepted herein is declared to be a nuisance.

B. It is unlawful for any person to maintain or to keep more than three ducks, geese or turkeys, or any combination thereof, within the city in areas zoned for such use as provided in the zoning regulations. The keeping of more than three fowl within areas of the city not specifically excepted herein is declared a nuisance.

(Code 1977, ï¿½ 6.16.020; Ord. No. 718-1981, ï¿½ 2; Ord. No. 1085-1992, ï¿½ 7)

It’s illegal for a man to kiss his daughter when she’s asleep

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:03:39 +0000

hum…. pretty harsh law there…

No crossdressing in Durango

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:01:59 +0000

It’s illegal to crossdress in public

You may not abuse rats in Denver

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:01:03 +0000

I guess rats are a favored pet in Denver.

driving black cars on sunday is illegal

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:58:39 +0000

Better keep your black car in the garage on sundays

It’s illegal to let your neighbor barrow your vaccum

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:54:20 +0000

Who knew the main industry in Denver was vaccum cleaner manufacturing

You can’t impounding a dog without giving it notice for 3 days

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:51:17 +0000

I guess they have alot of dogs that knows how to read in Denver

Can’t ride your horse upstairs

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:45:03 +0000

It’s illegal to bring a horse or mule above the 1st floor of a building

It’s legal to wear a six-shooter but not on sundays, election days or other national holidays

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:42:53 +0000

You mean you can’t make people vote by pointing your 6-shooter at them?

No more rocking chair for grandma on the porch

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:40:23 +0000

I’m sorry grandma but the nice police officer is here to take your chair away.

5-4-16 Outdoor Furniture Restriction.

(a) No person shall place, use, keep, store, or maintain any upholstered furniture not manufactured for outdoor use, including, without limitation, upholstered chairs, upholstered couches, and mattresses, in any outside areas located in the following places:

(1) In any front yard;

(2) In any side yard;

(3) In any rear yard or other yard that is adjacent to a public street. However, an alley shall not be considered a “public street” for the purpose of this subsection; or

(4) On any covered or uncovered porch located in or adjacent to any of the yards described in paragraphs (1) through (3) above.

Ordinance No. 7125 (2002).

It’s illegal to move a rock on city property

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:31:00 +0000

I told Jimmy not to kick that pebble on the sidewalk but he wouldn’t listen.Â I guess it’s jail time for him now.

5-4-8 Rolling or Throwing Rocks on Public Property.

No person shall roll, throw, or otherwise move any rocks or boulders on any public property. But this section does not apply to city employees acting within the scope of their employment.

Your pet goat may not graze on city grass

webmaster — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:00:53 +0000

someone arrest that goat, I saw him eat that sidewalk grass

5-4-7 Grazing on Public Property.

No person shall knowingly cause or permit any domesticated animal that such person owns, possesses, or controls, including, without limitation, cows, goats, llamas, burros, mules, horses, pigs, or sheep, to graze, pasture, or run at large or to be driven or herded within any property belonging to the city or under the possession and control of the city, except pursuant to a written permit from the city manager.