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	<title>Stupid Laws &#038; Dumb Laws &#187; California</title>
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		<title>No sticking wooden sticks up a mountain goat&#8217;s ass</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 15:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[California has many strange laws and this is just another, one is not allowed to stick wooden sticks or tools of any kind in a mountainÂ goat&#8217;s ass.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>California has many strange laws and this is just another, one is not allowed to stick wooden sticks or tools of any kind in a mountainÂ goat&#8217;s ass.</p>
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		<title>California Law states NO Fake Orgasms</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 13:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s unlawful in the state of California for either sex to fake ones orgrasm.Â  Appearantly aÂ  group of disgruntled husbands got together to get this law passed after being fed up with their wives faking the screams and moans.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s unlawful in the state of California for either sex to fake ones orgrasm.Â  Appearantly aÂ  group of disgruntled husbands got together to get this law passed after being fed up with their wives faking the screams and moans.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s illegal to put sand or rock on your driveway</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:16:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, I guess private property is not so private afterall. 15-3 Depositing certain items on public or private property prohibited. No person shall place, deposit, throw or dump, or cause to be placed, deposited, thrown or dumped, any garbage, swill, cans, bottles, papers, ashes, dirt, sand, rock, cement, glass, metal, carcass of any dead animal, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, I guess private property is not so private afterall.</p>
<p><span id="more-539"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>15-3 Depositing certain items on public or private property prohibited.</p>
<p>No person shall place, deposit, throw or dump, or cause to be placed,  deposited, thrown or dumped, any garbage, swill, cans, bottles, papers, ashes,  dirt, sand, rock, cement, glass, metal, carcass of any dead animal, offal,  refuse, plants, cuttings or trash or rubbish of any nature whatsoever, or any  nauseous, offensive matter or in or upon any public or private road, highway,  street, alley, public way or any public or private property of any kind  whatsoever.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>You must obtain a permit from the sheriff to be a crossdresser</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Walnut]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Crossdressers beware, you better get a permit from the sheriff or risk being arrested.Â  17-31 Male dressing as female. No man or boy shall dress as a girl or woman without a permit from the sheriff, except for the purpose of amusement, show or drama. (Code 1959, ï¿½ 4237.1)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crossdressers beware, you better get a permit from the sheriff or risk being arrested.Â  <span id="more-537"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>17-31 Male dressing as female.</p>
<p>No man or boy shall dress as a girl or woman without a permit from the  sheriff, except for the purpose of amusement, show or drama.</p>
<p>(Code 1959, ï¿½ 4237.1)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>It&#8217;s illegal to pick flowers from parks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arrest that little girl, she just picked a flower from the park&#8230; 17-25 Flowers&#8211;Picking in parks, etc. No person shall pick any flower or flowers growing in any public park or place in the city, except by the express authorization of the superintendent thereof. (Code 1959, ï¿½ 4240)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Arrest that little girl, she just picked a flower from the park&#8230;</p>
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<blockquote><p>17-25 Flowers&#8211;Picking in parks, etc.</p>
<p>No person shall pick any flower or flowers growing in any public park or  place in the city, except by the express authorization of the superintendent  thereof.</p>
<p>(Code 1959, ï¿½ 4240)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>You must get a permit to wear a mask on halloween</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, these law makers really need to think about what laws they are putting in the book. 17-32 Mask or disguise&#8211;Wearing. No person shall wear a mask or disguise on a public street without a permit from the sheriff. (Code 1959, ï¿½ 4237.2)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, these law makers really need to think about what laws they are putting in the book.</p>
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<blockquote><p>17-32 Mask or disguise&#8211;Wearing.</p>
<p>No person shall wear a mask or disguise on a public street without a permit  from the sheriff.</p>
<p>(Code 1959, ï¿½ 4237.2)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>It&#8217;s illegal to fly a kite 10 feet above the ground</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think anyone who wrote this law ever actually flown a kite before 17-1 Kite flying restricted. It shall be unlawful for any person to fly, above an altitude of ten feet above the ground, or near any electrical conductive public utility wires or facilities, any kite or balloon which has a body or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think anyone who wrote this law ever actually flown a kite before<span id="more-530"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>17-1 Kite flying restricted.</p>
<p>It shall be unlawful for any person to fly, above an altitude of ten feet  above the ground, or near any electrical conductive public utility wires or  facilities, any kite or balloon which has a body or any parts, tail, string or  ribbon made of any metallic or electrical conductive material.</p>
<p>(Code 1959, ï¿½ï¿½ 4211, 4211.1; Ord. No. 501, ï¿½ 1)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>You must apply for a permit for an out of business sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Thousand Oaks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[They must have a real problems with all the fake out of business sales in that town. Sec. 5-4.01. Permits: Required. It shall be unlawful for any person to advertise, represent, or hold out that any sale of goods, wares, or merchandise is an insurance, bankruptcy, liquidation, mortgage, insolvent&#8217;s, assignee&#8217;s, executor&#8217;s, administrator&#8217;s, receiver&#8217;s, removal, or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They must have a real problems with all the fake out of business sales in that town.<span id="more-529"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>Sec. 5-4.01. Permits: Required.</p>
<p>It shall be unlawful for any person to advertise, represent, or hold out that  any sale of goods, wares, or merchandise is an insurance, bankruptcy,  liquidation, mortgage, insolvent&#8217;s, assignee&#8217;s, executor&#8217;s, administrator&#8217;s,  receiver&#8217;s, removal, or closing-out sale, or any particular department of such  stock of goods, wares, or merchandise, under the guise of discontinuing business  or discontinuing that particular department, or a sale of goods, wares, or  merchandise damaged by fire, smoke, water, or otherwise, or a sale of goods from  the stock of a bankrupt, receiver, trustee, insurance company, receivership, or  trusteeship, or to conduct such sale unless he shall have first obtained a  permit to conduct such sale from the City Manager.</p>
<p>(ï¿½ 1 (a), Ord. 65</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Ducks have the right of way on Rancho California Street</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All hail the mighty ducks]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All hail the mighty ducks</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s illegal to play baseball, softball, football or soccer in public</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Simi Valley]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I guess in Simi Vally, they have a different idea of what the city park is used for. 10-1.03 Restricted acts. It shall be unlawful for any person within the limits of public schools, parks, recreation areas, and open spaces which are now or which may hereafter be within the City, including all grounds, roadways, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess in Simi Vally, they have a different idea of what the city park is used for.</p>
<blockquote><p><span id="more-527"></span> 10-1.03 Restricted acts.</p>
<p>It shall be unlawful for any person within the limits of public schools,  parks, recreation areas, and open spaces which are now or which may hereafter be  within the City, including all grounds, roadways, avenues, parks, buildings,  campgrounds, swimming pools, equestrian trails, bicycle trails, hiking trails,  and school facilities under the control, management, or direction of either the  Simi Valley Unified School District and the Simi Valley Recreation and Park  District:</p>
<p>(d) To play or engage in the flying of motorized or self-propelled model  airplanes or rockets or motorized self-propelled model cars and boats, the  driving of golf balls, archery, baseball, softball, football, soccer,  volleyball, or any similar game of a hazardous nature, except at such places and  times as shall be especially set apart for such purposes;</p>
<p>(ï¿½ 6315, S.V.M.C., as amended by ï¿½ 1, Ord. 193, and ï¿½ 1, Ord. 237 C.O., eff.  February 11, 1976)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>It&#8217;s illegal to try to give away puppies or kittens</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose all dogs and cats must be fixed in this town. 6.12.020 Selling, giving away or auctioning animals. It is a violation of this title to sell or give away unaltered dogs and cats in any public places or to auction off or raffle unaltered dogs and cats as prizes or gifts. No person [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suppose all dogs and cats must be fixed in this town.</p>
<blockquote><p><span id="more-526"></span> 6.12.020 Selling, giving away or auctioning animals.</p>
<p>It is a violation of this title to sell or give away unaltered dogs and cats  in any public places or to auction off or raffle unaltered dogs and cats as  prizes or gifts. No person in the city shall publish or advertise to city  residents the availability of any unaltered cat or dog unless the publication or  advertisement includes: the unaltered animal&#8217;s license number, provided, however  that nothing in this ordinance shall prohibit licensed breeders from advertising  in national publications for sale of a planned litter or litter(s).</p>
<p>(Ord. 99-114 ï¿½ 1.00.215)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>It&#8217;s illegal to play drums on the beach</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Santa Monica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[percussion instruments are not allowed on the beach]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>percussion instruments are not allowed on the beach</p>
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		<title>it&#8217;s illegal to use powered tools after 6PM</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[San Luis Obispo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I guess you can&#8217;t wait till it cools down abit in the afternoon before starting to build home project you wanted to build. 9.12.050 Prohibited acts. A. Noise Disturbances Prohibited. No person shall make, continue or cause to be made or continued, or permit or allow to be made or continued, any noise disturbance in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess you can&#8217;t wait till it cools down abit in the afternoon before starting to build home project you wanted to build.</p>
<blockquote><p><span id="more-524"></span> 9.12.050 Prohibited acts.</p>
<p>A. Noise Disturbances Prohibited. No person shall make, continue or cause to  be made or continued, or permit or allow to be made or continued, any noise  disturbance in such a manner as to be plainly audible at a distance of fifty  feet from the noisemaker; provided, nothing in this section shall be construed  to prohibit any noise which does not penetrate beyond the boundaries of the  noisemaker&#8217;s own premises or does not constitute an unreasonable disturbance to  people lawfully on said premises.</p>
<p>B. Specific Prohibitions. The acts, as set forth in this section, arid the  causing or permitting thereof, are declared to be in violation of this chapter.</p>
<p>1. Radios, Television Sets, Musical Instruments and Similar Devices.  Operating, playing or permitting the operation or playing of any radio,  television set, phonograph, drum, musical instrument, or similar device which  produces or reproduces sound:</p>
<p>a. Between the hours of ten p.m. and seven a.m. in such a manner as to create  a noise disturbance across a residential or commercial real property line or at  any time to violate the provisions of Section 9.12.060 of this chapter, except  for activities for which a exception has been issued by the noise control  office.</p>
<p>b. In such a manner as to exceed the levels set forth for public space in  Table 1 of Section 9.12.060 of this chapter, measured at a distance of at least  fifty feet (fifteen meters) from such device operating on a public right-of-way  or public space.</p>
<p>2. Loudspeakers (Amplified Sound). Using or operating for any purpose any  loudspeaker, loudspeaker system or similar device between the hours of ten p.m.  and seven a.m., such that the sound therefrom creates a noise disturbance across  a residential real property line, or at any time violates the provisions of  Section 9.12.060 of this chapter, except for any noncommercial public speaking,  public assembly or other activity for which an exception has been issued by the  noise control office.</p>
<p>3. Street Sales. Offering for sale, selling anything or advertising by  shouting or outcry within any residential or commercial area of the city except  by exception issued by the noise control office. The provisions of this section  shall not be construed to prohibit the selling by outcry of merchandise, food  and beverages at licensed sporting events, parades, fairs, circuses or other  similar licensed or permitted public entertainment events.</p>
<p>4. Animals and Birds. Owning, possessing or harboring any animal or bird  which frequently or for long duration, howls, barks&#8217; meows, squawks or makes  other sounds which create a noise disturbance across a residential or commercial  real property line or within a noise sensitive zone.</p>
<p>5. Loading and Unloading. Loading, unloading, opening, closing or other  handling of boxes, crates, containers, building materials or similar objects  between the hours of ten p.m. and seven a.m. in such a manner as to cause a  noise disturbance across a residential real property line or at any time to  violate the provisions of Section 9.12.060 of this chapter.</p>
<p>6. Construction/Demolition.</p>
<p>a. Operating or causing the operation of any tools or equipment used in  construction, drilling, repair, alteration or demolition work between weekday  hours of seven p.m. and seven a.m., or any time on Sundays or holidays, such  that the sound therefrom creates a noise disturbance across a residential or  commercial real property line, except for emergency work of public service  utilities or by exception issued by the community development department. (This  section shall not apply to the use of domestic power tools as specified in  subsection B 10 of this section.</p>
<p>b. Noise Restrictions at Affected Properties. Where technically and  economically feasible, construction activities shall be conducted in such a  manner that the maximum noise levels at affected properties will not exceed  those listed in the following schedule:</p>
<p>i. At Residential Properties. Mobile Equipment Maximum noise levels for  nonscheduled, intermittent, short-term operation (less than ten days) of mobile  equipment: Single-Multi-Mixed FamilyfamilyResidential/  ResidentialResidentialCommercial Daily, except Sundays and legal holidays 7:00  a.m. to 7:00 p.m.75 dBA80 dBA85 dBA Daily, 7:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m. and all day  Sunday and legal holidays60 dBA65 dBA70 dBA Stationary Equipment Maximum noise  levels for repetitively scheduled and relatively long-term operation (periods of  ten days or more) of stationary equipment: Single-Multi-Mixed Family/Residential  Commercial Daily, except Sundays and legal holidays 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. 60  dBA65 dBA70 dBA Daily, 7:00 p.m. to 7:00 am. and all day Sunday and legal  holidays50 dBA55 dBA60 dBA</p>
<p>ii. At Business Properties. Mobile Equipment Maximum noise levels for  nonscheduled, intermittent, short-term operation of mobile equipment: Daily,  including Sunday and legal holidays, all hours; maximum of 85 dBA. Stationary  Equipment Maximum noise levels for repetitively scheduled and relatively  long-term operations of stationary equipment: Daily, including Sundays and legal  holidays, all hours; maximum of 75 dBA. All mobile or stationary internal  combustion engine powered equipment or machinery shall be equipped with suitable  exhaust and air intake silencers in proper working order.</p>
<p>7. Vibration. Operating or permitting the operation of any device that  creates a vibration which is above the vibration perception threshold of an  individual at or beyond the property boundary of the source if on private  property or at one hundred fifty feet (forty-six meters) from the source if on a  public space or public right-of-way.</p>
<p>8. Powered Model Vehicles. Operating or permitting the operation of powered  model vehicles:</p>
<p>a. Between the hours of seven p.m. and seven a.m. so as to create a noise  disturbance across a residential or commercial real property line or at any time  to violate the provisions of Section 9.12.070 of this chapter.</p>
<p>b. In such a manner as to exceed the levels set forth for public space land  use in Table 1 of Section 9.12.060 measured at a distance not less than one  hundred feet (thirty meters) from any point on the path of a vehicle operating  on public space or public right-of-way.</p>
<p>9. Emergency Signaling Devices.</p>
<p>a. The intentional sounding or permitting the sounding outdoors of any fire,  burglar or civil defense alarm, siren, whistle or similar stationary emergency  signaling device, except for emergency purposes or for testing, as provided in  subsection B 9 b of this section.</p>
<p>b. i. Testing of a stationary emergency signaling device shall not occur  before seven a.m. or after seven p.m. Any such testing shall use only the  minimum cycle test time. In no case shall such test time exceed sixty  seconds.</p>
<p>ii. Testing of the complete emergency signaling system, including the  functioning of the signaling device, and the personnel response to the signaling  device, shall not occur more than once in each calendar month. Such testing  shall not occur before seven a.m. or after ten p.m. The time limit specified in  subsection B 9 b i of this section shall not apply to such complete system  testing. c. Sounding or permitting the sounding of any exterior burglar or fire  alarm or any motor vehicle burglar alarm unless such alarm is terminated within  thirty minutes of activation.</p>
<p>10. Domestic Power Tools, Machinery.</p>
<p>a. Operating or permitting the operation of any mechanically powered saw,  sander, drill, grinder, lawn or garden tool or similar tool between ten p.m. and  seven a.m., so as to create a noise disturbance across a residential or  commercial real property line.</p>
<p>b. Operating a power blower in a residential zone or within two hundred feet  of a residential zone between six p.m. and eight a.m., seven days a week.</p>
<p>c. Operating a power blower in any nonresidential zone between six p.m. and  seven a.m., Monday through Saturday, or between six p.m. and eight a.m. Sunday.</p>
<p>d. Operating a power blower in such a manner as to exceed the following  standard: MeasurementMaximum Noise Location Level, dBA 50 feet from the  blower70dB</p>
<p>e. Operating a gasoline-fueled blower any time on a Sunday.</p>
<p>f. Any motor, machinery, or pump, such as swimming pool equipment, etc.,  shall be sufficiently enclosed or muffled and maintained so as not to create a  noise disturbance in accordance with Section 9.12.060 of this chapter.</p>
<p>11. Residential Air-Conditioning or Air-Handling Equipment. Operating or  permitting the operation of any air-conditioning or air-handling equipment in  such a manner as to exceed any of the following sound levels: Units Installed  Before on or After 1-1-01 Measurement LocationdB(A)dB(A) Any point on  neighboring property line, five feet above grade level, no closer than three  feet from any wall. Outside the neighboring living area window nearest  theequipment location, not more than three feet from the window opening, but at  least three feet from any other surface. (Ord. 1327 ï¿½ 2, 1997; Ord. 1273 ï¿½ 2,  1994; Ord. 1261 ï¿½ 2, 1994; Ord. 1159 ï¿½ 5, 1990; Ord. 1032 ï¿½ 2 (part), 1985)</p></blockquote>
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