Stupid Laws & Dumb Laws » Arizona http://www.idiotlaws.com Stupid Laws that Actually Exist Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:57:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 skirts must remain skirts http://www.idiotlaws.com/skirts-must-remain-skirts/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/skirts-must-remain-skirts/#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 15:37:04 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/skirts-must-remain-skirts/ It’s illegal for women to wear pants in Tucson.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/skirts-must-remain-skirts/feed/ 3 I guess they take their bad teeth seriously in Tombstone http://www.idiotlaws.com/i-guess-they-take-their-bad-teeth-seriously-in-tombstone/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/i-guess-they-take-their-bad-teeth-seriously-in-tombstone/#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 15:35:25 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/i-guess-they-take-their-bad-teeth-seriously-in-tombstone/ It’s illegal to have less then one missing teeth showing when you smile after your 18th birthday

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/i-guess-they-take-their-bad-teeth-seriously-in-tombstone/feed/ 0 No fresh coat of paint for your bike till 18 http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-fresh-coat-of-paint-for-your-bike-till-18/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-fresh-coat-of-paint-for-your-bike-till-18/#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 15:30:37 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-fresh-coat-of-paint-for-your-bike-till-18/ It’s illegal to buy spray paint till you are 18 years old

Sec. 22-103. Limiting access to graffiti implements.

(a) No person other than a parent or legal guardian shall sell, exchange, give, loan, or otherwise furnish, or cause or permit to be exchanged, given, loaned, or otherwise furnished, any graffiti implement to any person under the age of eighteen (18) years.

(b) Evidence that a person, his or her employee, or agent demanded and was shown acceptable evidence of majority and acted upon such evidence in a transaction or sale shall be a defense to any prosecution under this section. Acceptable evidence of majority shall include, but is not limited to, driver’s license, state-issued identification or military identification.

(c) This section does not apply to the transfer of graffiti implements from parent to child, guardian to ward, employer to employee, teacher to student or in any other similar relationship when such transfer is for a lawful purpose.

(d) Violation of this section is a class 1 misdemeanor.

(Ord. No. 97.66, 12-11-97)

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/no-fresh-coat-of-paint-for-your-bike-till-18/feed/ 3 You must park your horse at the lobby of the county court house http://www.idiotlaws.com/you-must-park-your-horse-at-the-lobby-of-the-county-court-house/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/you-must-park-your-horse-at-the-lobby-of-the-county-court-house/#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 15:28:20 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/you-must-park-your-horse-at-the-lobby-of-the-county-court-house/ It’s illegal to ride a horse up the stairs of the county court house

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/you-must-park-your-horse-at-the-lobby-of-the-county-court-house/feed/ 0 Suspenders are illegal in Nogales http://www.idiotlaws.com/suspenders-are-illegal-in-nogales/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/suspenders-are-illegal-in-nogales/#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 15:25:58 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/suspenders-are-illegal-in-nogales/ I guess someone owns alot of stocks in a belt manufacture?

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/suspenders-are-illegal-in-nogales/feed/ 2 Anyone cought stealing soap must use the soap http://www.idiotlaws.com/anyone-cought-stealing-soap-must-use-the-soap/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/anyone-cought-stealing-soap-must-use-the-soap/#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 15:21:10 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/anyone-cought-stealing-soap-must-use-the-soap/ Anyone cought stealing soap must use it till it’s all used up. I wonder what kind of timeframe they give you to use up the soap?

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/anyone-cought-stealing-soap-must-use-the-soap/feed/ 2 It’s illegal to smoke without a liqueur license http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-smoke-without-a-liqueur-license/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-smoke-without-a-liqueur-license/#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 15:15:01 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-smoke-without-a-liqueur-license/ You can not smoke a cigarette within 15 feet of a public place without a class 12 liqueur license

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-smoke-without-a-liqueur-license/feed/ 0 You may be in trouble if you have 5 sisters http://www.idiotlaws.com/you-may-be-in-trouble-if-you-have-5-sisters/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/you-may-be-in-trouble-if-you-have-5-sisters/#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 15:00:04 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/you-may-be-in-trouble-if-you-have-5-sisters/ It’s illegal for more then 6 girls to live in a house.  I guess there are no sororities allowed in Maricopa County

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/you-may-be-in-trouble-if-you-have-5-sisters/feed/ 3 It’s illegal to mess with cottontails or bullfrogs http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-mess-with-cottontails-or-bullfrogs/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-mess-with-cottontails-or-bullfrogs/#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:55:38 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-mess-with-cottontails-or-bullfrogs/ What if you had one for a pet?

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-mess-with-cottontails-or-bullfrogs/feed/ 0 illegal to play cards with Native Americans on the street http://www.idiotlaws.com/illegal-to-play-cards-with-native-americans-on-the-street/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/illegal-to-play-cards-with-native-americans-on-the-street/#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:49:25 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/illegal-to-play-cards-with-native-americans-on-the-street/ Who would want to anyway in 120 degree heat? Bring the game inside where the AC is cranking.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/illegal-to-play-cards-with-native-americans-on-the-street/feed/ 0 It’s illegal to have more then 2 dildos in a house http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-have-more-then-2-dildos-in-a-house/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-have-more-then-2-dildos-in-a-house/#comments Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:42:04 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-have-more-then-2-dildos-in-a-house/ Do the ones your girlfriend carries count towards that 2 limit?

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-have-more-then-2-dildos-in-a-house/feed/ 15 It’s illegal to refuse a person a glass of water http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-refuse-a-person-a-glass-of-water/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-refuse-a-person-a-glass-of-water/#comments Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:40:25 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-refuse-a-person-a-glass-of-water/ I wonder if that still apply if you are also down to the last cup of water when you are out in the desert heat.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-refuse-a-person-a-glass-of-water/feed/ 9 Excuse me, can you tell me the make and model of the gun you are holding me up with? http://www.idiotlaws.com/excuse-me-can-you-tell-me-the-make-and-model-of-the-gun-you-are-holding-me-up-with/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/excuse-me-can-you-tell-me-the-make-and-model-of-the-gun-you-are-holding-me-up-with/#comments Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:35:02 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/excuse-me-can-you-tell-me-the-make-and-model-of-the-gun-you-are-holding-me-up-with/ You can only defend yourself with the same weapon that the robber is using to rob you.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/excuse-me-can-you-tell-me-the-make-and-model-of-the-gun-you-are-holding-me-up-with/feed/ 6 It’s illegal to sell fake cocaine in Arizona http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-sell-fake-cocaine-in-arizona/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-sell-fake-cocaine-in-arizona/#comments Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:16:10 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-sell-fake-cocaine-in-arizona/ So… if you are the local illegal drug dealer, please make sure your goods are genuine or it will be aginst the law?

13-3453. Manufacture or distribution of imitation controlled substance; prohibited acts; classification

A. It is unlawful for a person to manufacture, distribute or possess with intent to distribute an imitation controlled substance.

B. It is no defense to prosecution under this section that the defendant believed the imitation controlled substance to be a legitimate controlled substance.

C. A person who violates subsection A by the manufacture, distribution or possession of with intent to distribute an imitation controlled substance as a controlled substance is guilty of a class 6 felony.

D. Any person of the age of eighteen years or older who violates subsection A with respect to any person under the age of eighteen years is guilty of a class 5 felony.

]]> http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-sell-fake-cocaine-in-arizona/feed/ 3 Don’t park your donkey in a bathtub. http://www.idiotlaws.com/dont-park-your-donkey-in-a-bathtub/ http://www.idiotlaws.com/dont-park-your-donkey-in-a-bathtub/#comments Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:09:01 +0000 webmaster http://www.idiotlaws.com/dont-park-your-donkey-in-a-bathtub/ why would they have a law like this?

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