Stupid Alabama Laws
I guess it is legal to marry your sister in Alabama after all
Any incestuous marriages are considered legitimate in Alabama.
It is illegal to shoot yourself to get out of jury duty
Personally, I would have chosen a lesser way of getting out of it.  But hay, I guess each state have their own values on quality of life and pass the laws accordingly.
Better make sure you got shoes with you at the beach
because it’s illegal to drive barefooted in Alabama.  Welcome to the land of the free everyone…